JackSkellletor
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A series of poems musing on the hit 1970's sitcom MASH. Mostly musing on Klinger:
blood on the floor
Women's Class A Uniforms
there's a hole in your boot
Pink Peacoat
blood in your shoes
Yellow Crinoline
socks squelching
Real Fake Fur Stole
there's blood in your boots
A Queen Out Of DragTo the blood that drips
into our boots.
And stains our socks
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[A necrosol is a type of anthropogenic soil which is commonly found in cemeteries or other burial sites, and is characterized by the presence of human remains in the soil.
Necrosols form during the interaction of the soil with human remains and other materials included in the burial, such as coffins, textiles and other human-made materials.]
Elena dies. She feels herself losing blood and the world goes dark and then.
Elena opens her eyes. It remains dark but a different kind of dark. She looks at the sky with the same stars that she died under. Elena breathes deeply and feels like there's dirt in her lungs.
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Stefan shepherds Caroline away from Bonnie’s hand on her wrist. Away from the broken heart Bonnie is wearing on her sleeve for Caroline. Away from Elena and Damon too but that might be for the best. Someone with Elena’s face killed her and Damon said he was gonna do it again. Away from the dead body of the man she killed. Stefan takes her to the bathroom.
Caroline braces herself on the porcelain sink. Stefan pulls her hair out of her face. Caroline mutters to herself, “She hates me. Bonnie hates me.” The dead mans blood had tasted so good, and she was messy. Caroline's face is covered in blood, drying sticky and quick. -
she's so good with her stiletto you barely see the blade by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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Three days of bloody and muddy socks after Hawkeye fails to get a new pair of boots Klinger walks up to him. “Hey Doc, I can’t get you new boots but I might have a way to make the whole hole in your boot situation a bit more bearable.”
Hawkeye, previously falling asleep into what the army tries to pass off as mashed potatoes, “What, what, I’ll take anything even one of your heels.”
Klinger opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it as a smile draws across his face. -
purging rotten love for eyes i recognize by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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He gets to the Gilbert house just in time to hear Kol’s scream. Klaus watches helplessly through the doorway of a house he cannot enter as his little brother's body burns. As Kol falls to the floor and does not get back up.
“What did you do?” Klaus snarls.
“We didn't have a choice. He was trying to cut off Jeremy's arm!” The doppelgangers voice is grating, her excuses for the smell of his brother’s burnt flesh negligible.
“Lies! He never would've gotten inside if you hadn't set a trap for him.”
“You said you were going to put him down too.”
Klaus is screaming now, “I was going to make him suffer on my terms!” He takes a breath. Assures himself of the other side and the witches he will extort for whatever favors he needs. “I'm going to burn this house to the ground. And then, when you try to flee for your lives, I'll kill you both without blinking.”
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frequently, secretly fond of each other. by milominderbinder
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Mar 2026
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Shrugging one shoulder far more casually than he possibly feels, Ilya says, “I like both. Is secret, okay?”
“Okay,” Hollander says, voice cracking.
He doesn’t say anything else. The air’s so heavy around them that it feels like being in the middle of a scrum, the weight and heat of all those bodies pressing down on you. Danger always feels like hockey; it’s the most dangerous thing Ilya knows, except for this. Everything dangerous in his life involves men’s bodies and just how close he can get to them. Closer than he probably should.
Nobody knows why Shane Hollander dropped out of the 2009 draft at the last second, and a year later it stuns the whole hockey world when he's signed by the Boston Raiders. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston - but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.
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17 Mar 2026
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AFTG twilight au is this anything
“Who are they?” Neil finds himself asking, interrupting whatever Renee is saying about their lacrosse season. “With Kevin?”
“Oh-” Renee says, like she’s trying to temper reactions.
“Oh them? Those are the monsters.” Allison says gleefully. “You know Kevin, and then there’s Andrew and Aaron Minyard- the twins- and Nicky Hemmick.”
“Weird fucking sex cult,” Matt mutters, looking loathfully at the table over Neil’s shoulder.
“Pardon?” He asks, partially delighted and mostly a little horrified.
“Matt!” Dan scolds. “They are not.”yeah i saw that art and what about it?
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16 Mar 2026
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
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13 Mar 2026
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ART makes a mistake in the process of correcting issues left behind by the company. They work through it.
For the prompt: the first touch.
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10 Mar 2026
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Dynamics of Mixed In/Organic Families by makeapointofhavingfun
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Aug 2025
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Martyn has a busy couple of days and thinks a lot about his child who is a computer.
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09 Mar 2026