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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    He surprises you when he bursts into rough, barking laughter. “You’re tellin’ me you’re a sniper that doesn’t try to kill people.”

    Did he not show up to Miss Pauling’s briefing and your own training demonstration less than three weeks ago? Or did he, and he just thinks you’re a fraud anyways?

    “I’m here to increase the efficiency of the whole team, since that’s all you seem to care about.”

    “A rifle kills what you point it at. All the extra tech just gets in the way.”

    “A good sniper demonstrates adaptability in changing conditions,” you say, shrugging lightly. “I think you’re just scared of sharing the sightline.”

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    in which: the reader is the tenth class introduced to the team. Sniper is suddenly no longer the only marksman, and it bothers him more than it should.

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    20 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    You're not sure what you were expecting when you chose to experiment with Alchemy, but you certainly weren't expecting this.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Ed has been the subject of many kidnappings. He's young, people think they can take advantage of that. He proves them wrong, painfully.

    It makes news when the Fullmetal Alchemist vanishes without a trace.

    Imagine everyone's surprise when he turns up in the north despite having last been in the south.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    For as long as Ed and Al could remember, their uncle Reyes had been a part of their life. Uncle Reyes was odd—he always wore an eye-patch, and never told them any stories about childhood—yet they loved him anyways. But when Ed and Al commit the ultimate taboo by trying to bring their mother back from the dead, they learn that their uncle's past—and a strange, mysterious man they meet in the desert town of Liore—is tied to a dangerous secret that threatens to tear their country apart.

    A retelling of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, in which Wrath escaped from Father after being created and ended up becoming Ed and Al's guardian.

    Also known as: the fic where the other homunculi are all created within the same twenty-two years, and how that changes everything.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    It’s really never a good time to become abruptly aware of the genre you’re in.

    Especially when you’re slated to become a major antagonist in a shounen manga.

    Envy is suddenly, terribly, horribly aware of the ink and paper their reality was born from. Of the tropes and the hand of the author and the storytelling concepts of a universe theirs was created to entertain. Of the fact that they have seen passed the fourth wall, and they distinctly did not like what they saw there. Envy knows the future in the shape of animation cells and manga panels and information from a universe they were never meant to be aware of, and they are fairly certain it’s already started to crack their sanity.

    (They know how the story ends.

    They know how their story ends.

    Tears and dust and everything they have ever existed for rendered meaningless. Humiliated and laid bare before beings that should’ve been beneath them, that should’ve lost by all rights, that would’ve lost if the nature of stories didn’t demand victory from the protagonists.

    Well, fuck that.)

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    Or, Envy becomes aware that they're in a manga and decides to tell canon can go fuck itself by becoming a good guy.

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    19 Jun 2025