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“Listen, Cipher,” Ford growls, “because I am about to make something very, very clear.”
He moves away from the machine and steps up to Bill, poking him pointedly in his naked chest.
“You and I are through,” he says. “Whatever… whatever partnership we had before died the day you threatened my home and my family.”
He grabs both sides of Bill’s shirt in one fist so he can yank him in close, look into his wide, wide eye.
“So you can keep begging, keep manipulating, keep manhandling me, but the results will all be the same,” he declares, “because I will never sleep with you again. Ever."
Two hours later, Ford finds himself bent over the bathroom sink as Bill fucks him from behind.
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Also known as five times Ford and Bill have sex and one time they don'tSeries
- Part 1 of Wastin' Away in Margaritaville
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Stranded and strapped for cash, Ford decides to take up a...somewhat unconventional part time gig in order to fund work on his Quantum Destabilizer. Unforunately for him, this attracts the attention of an unconventional client.
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Having Bill back in Ford's life certitanly has its challenges, so when Bill starts acting odd, it only makes sense for him to investigate.
Needless to say, things do not go according to plan.
(Margarittabille universe)
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- Part 2 of Wastin' Away in Margaritaville
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An easy moment between a man and his Muse. A memory of simpler times.
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Whilst trying to study some giant bugs on an alternate Earth, Stanford Pines finds himself in...a bit of a bind. Luckily for him, Bill is happy to help!
(Aka: Bill possesses a giant spider and he and Ford have sex)
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The Bat and the Starmaker by Jackfruit
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Oct 2019
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Ford stops in the living room, and by now the concern is spiking a little higher.
It’s like Stan has just vanished, like the moment he was out of sight he was just gone. It’s been over an hour since-
Ford sucks in a sharp breath.
The elevator.
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23 Dec 2025
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Ford's presence is demanded at Bill's big party. Aggravatingly for him, he has no idea what the party is for. All he knows is that it's very... classy.
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02 Sep 2025
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Five instances where Ford spreads his wings in the multiverse that he will surely remember fondly. Everyone loves the freedom that a vague, murkily-defined relationship gives them; Ford is more than happy to focus on himself if Bill isn't willing to put a label on things.
This fic takes place in the world of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
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18 Jun 2025
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There is an anomaly inside Bill's body. Ford intends to neutralize it, but first, he has to survive the tour.
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08 Jun 2025
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Then it becomes, it becomes, it becomes a problem by tempusedaxrerum
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Jan 2025
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Triangulation (n.):
A phenomenon in psychology wherein an individual manipulates a third party into an existing conflict, intensifying tension and maintaining control by deflecting responsibility.After their tumultuous falling out, Ford drowns himself in industrial-strength coffee and spirals toward sleep-deprivation induced psychosis in a desperate attempt to escape his mistakes. Meanwhile, Bill’s inability to accept Ford’s rejection is wreaking havoc on his other responsibilities. As their behaviour becomes increasingly unhinged, a third party is unwittingly drawn into their dynamic, forcing all three of them to face their demons.
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29 May 2025