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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    [Anomaly UKL1D-■■-130666]

    Anomaly 130666, "Roe Deer," is an overwhelmingly powerful entity inexplicably convinced it's just another human employee. It's also very friendly!

    Daydream Corp's official stance: "Secure a contract! Generous reward! Just be quick!"

    The Disaster Bureau's internal directive: "Recruit it to our side! Save it from capitalist exploitation! Help humanity!"

    All anyone knows for sure? Tell it it's not human, and you'll be [DELETED].

    PRIORITY: MAXIMUM. RECRUITMENT IS MANDATORY. COMPETITION IS FIERCE.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    HOLLANDER IS GAY

    A shocking moment has occurred as Gilbert Comeau outs fellow Montreal Voyager and Captain Shane Hollander as gay. Fans of the hockey team are divided, with some condemning Comeau's actions and others calling for transparency.
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    Rozanov and Hollander?

    During the recent pre-season game, Ilya Rozanov revealed a past hook-up with Shane Hollander, asking the other captain if he’d like a repeat.
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    Shane’s Wife @hockeygirl25

    Okay, so wait, this was just pigtail pulling the entire time?

    Or, after Shane is outed by a teammate, Ilya decides to bin their ten-year plan to publicly woo his boyfriend as if they aren’t already dating.

    The public predictably loses its mind.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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