Joeley1992
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"good afternoon," jeongguk says. "do you have a few moments to listen to the word of god?"
the young man in front of him crosses his arms, tilts his head in thought. "depends...what's he saying these days?"
(jeongguk spends the final days before the rapture trying to turn lost souls to the word of god and comes across seokjin who challenges all of his beliefs).
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- Part 1 of casi cielo
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Bookmarked by Joeley1992
18 Mar 2026
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bookmark it!! you lost it once already so don’t do it again as you reread so often
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"He doesn't seem okay," Jimin notes, several long gracefully curling strands falling forward as he cranes his head in front of Taehyung's face to get a better look.
"He's fine. He's just a little shaken by your dick," Jin tells him without an ounce of shame, and Taehyung has the presence of mind to cut his eyes sharply in his direction.
"Ahhhh," Jimin hums appreciatively, turning back to Taehyung and fluttering his long lashes. "Well that's okay, honey. Lots of people are shaken by my dick. Granted, it's usually inside of them at the time."
(AU where supposedlystraightboy!tae falls for a pretty drag queen named Minnie and has a pretty chill questioning of his sexuality)
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Bookmarked by Joeley1992
16 Mar 2026
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you’ve read this so many times, bookmark it already and read it again in a year
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In baseball, a curveball is a ball thrown with a strong downward spin, causing it to drop suddenly and veer to the side. In life, we use the term to describe something unexpected or surprising.
Or: Star baseball player Kim Taehyung meets rookie sports reporter Jeon Jeongguk, and it’s a whole new ball game for them both.
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Park Jimin leads a perfectly normal life by all standards: a good job, great friends, and a fantastic apartment facing the Seoul skyline. Things are looking good— that is, until ex-flame from the past Kim Taehyung walks in during his birthday dinner— and promptly kills the waiter serving them.
Let’s backtrack: Park Jimin leads a perfectly normal life— now. Ten years ago, he killed people for money, and Taehyung was a thorn in his side even then. Time did him way too many favours, and Jimin is hopelessly caught once again.
[or, there are certain consequences that come along when one quits their job as an assassin. Jimin just wishes Taehyung wasn’t one of them. An assassin au and a half.]
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- Part 1 of begging for threads
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Bookmarked by Joeley1992
17 Dec 2024
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holy shit, read this again in a year or two because you definitely missed some of the nuances
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)