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    Neil didn’t mean to steal a car belonging to a local gang, and he certainly didn’t mean to steal the gang’s getaway driver, Kevin Day, along with it.

    Unfortunately for Neil, Andrew Minyard doesn’t care why he stole the car (or Kevin), just that he knew how to drive it - and honestly, who made Kevin the getaway driver, anyway?

     

    A Baby Driver AU, but it's so loosely connected that you don't need to know anything about the movie to read.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    “You always leave for Blue’s mating flights,” Keith snaps, irritation and aggression radiating off of him in waves— but— but Lance doesn’t feel any threat from it. “Why haven’t you left?”

    “What’s it to you?” Lance fires back, all defiance as he stands his ground.

    Keith doesn’t answer. Instead, he sets his jaw, grinding his teeth with furrowed brows. His nostrils flare. Fists clench and stretch at his sides. His shoulders move with heavy breaths. There’s a darkening shade of red high on his cheekbones…

    He looks…

    Flustered.

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    A dragonriders au where Keith and Lance are pining endlessly and finally stop beating around the bush and give in to the sexual tension

     

    UPDATE: SEQUEL oneshot "Breaking Ground" now in Chapter Two - Keith's POV - The journey to become weyrmates and genuine lovers - 53k word update

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    15 Dec 2025

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    When Harry’s wand gets stolen at the Quidditch World Cup, things go just a little different. A matter of chance. He loses sight of the Weasleys and Hermione and instead runs into Theodore Nott. This is what happens when two abused boys form an unlikely friendship that will, eventually, turn into more. A small chance encounter that would alter plans years in the making and disturb the course of wizarding history.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    KF: An international trail of bodies. Millions of dollars. A sealed court case.

    KF: This grisly tale is not for the fainthearted.

    KF: Join me, Kathy Ferdinand, on my first foray into true crime podcasting. And what better case to start with than that of the Butcher of Baltimore?
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    When Nathaniel Wesninski is the subject of a tell-all true crime podcast, the world latches onto the story.

    Unbeknownst to everyone, Nathaniel is alive and well and living as Neil Josten. His main priority is protecting the fragile peace he's built for himself– Kevin and Jean both have a lot to lose, and Neil isn't about to be the reason their lives are ruined.

    Meanwhile, Andrew Minyard is about to be alone for the first time in years: his brother's leaving for med school and Nicky's in Germany. He has no intention of starting a relationship– at least, until he meets Neil Josten at his old coach's birthday party.

    It's immediately evident that both of them have secrets. And, when the clues start falling into place, each becomes more fascinated with solving the mystery of the other.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

    Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

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    15 Feb 2025