Katapults

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    Tis be me! Back again with more antics and gremlining. I present to you a series of loosely connected oneshots, some chaotic, some sensisble, some intended for tears and otherwise for the amazingess of laughter :) Welcome...

    Aka modern alt. universe set in whichever naruto time period is the second war ish, about then, people ar eteenagers and young adults, and babies don't exist yet.... or do they

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    “We’ve broken up four times,” she says, throwing her hands up. “How am I supposed to look at him now! It was bad enough having to look at him after knowing I broke up with him twice.”

    “This is,” Alya says, “and I say this with the utmost admiration and love, the stupidest situation you’ve ever been in.”

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    lovesquare but make it exes. yes it's as stupid as it sounds

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    Dick groans from the noise when Tim takes the shot, stealing Wally’s attention away with a worried frown.

    They don’t see Tim mutter a soft ‘motherfu-’ when he sees someone shoot at him the same time he shoots at the leader.

    A pink brightness surrounds his vision.

    Fuck.

    The buzzing in his ears and black dots in his vision increase exponentially until he can’t help but scream at the sharp pain and disorientation that keeps getting worse and worse and worse-

    Tim blinks.

    Taking a moment to be surprised that he’s still in the exact same position, he instinctively grabs the arm reaching for him and flips the offender on their back with a knife to their throat and a growl in his own.

    Clearing his slightly blurry eyes, he watches as everyone stills at the threat. …Everyone?

    Confused, he watches with interest and curiosity as he realizes he’s in the watchtower with a knife to Oliver Queen’s throat.

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    She has an apprentice out there, wearing her diamond and name, and she doesn’t even know her, Tsunade thinks. She nurses a drink in one hand, already feeling the buzz of the alcohol and graciously letting it stay. The dull hum of the night passes her by, patrons and saints alike ignored by a princess in a bar.

    Outtakes on Queen and how other people see Sasori and Sakura's relationship.

    What starts as a 5+1 but turned into a full fic of its own.

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    "You know, in another world, I killed you." Those words aren't what Sasori expected when he returned to his hideout from a meeting with one of his informants to find a pink hair woman sitting atop his work station like she belonged there. She's not exactly what he expects, even if she does leave heel shaped indents where she kicks his desk.

    Prompt fill for fandom bingo card, "Queen"

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    She spins to press her shoulders to his and grins, as bloodthirsty as she wants.

    “Two trips in one year? I must really be special, huh?” He teases, and she’s surprised to find he hasn’t changed at all from her last visit.

    “I’ve figured out how to do it on purpose,” She admits, fully expecting the distraction to cost him. It doesn’t. He jerks his head to look at her, but even that is planned in the split second it takes him; a fist goes sailing over his head by the scantest of margins.

    He doesn’t look concerned at all.

    His confidence is thrilling.

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    03 Jan 2023