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    18 Jan 2026

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    Wei Ying was shifting from foot to foot. “Ugh, I held it too long. I’m not sure walking half a mile is possible for me now.”

    “You’re not sure you could hold it that far?” Lan Zhan said. Needing to clarify. Needing to hear Wei Ying admit it out loud.

    “I don’t think I could. And that’d be a funny story for everyone nearby, wouldn’t it? ‘I saw this guy piss his pants in the middle of the street! What a weirdo. Wonder what he was on.’”

    Lan Zhan’s heartbeat was thumping all over—his throat, his wrists, his cock. “All right. It’s all right, we can…well…what do you prefer?”

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    Or: When Wei Ying has to pee in public one day, Lan Zhan gets an eyeful and a new obsession, and a mutual kink is discovered.

    Modern-day reboot of this kink (read the tags!) and this pairing, canon-era version being One Sacred Spring and Another (first fic in this series).

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Lan Wangji is staring at him with shockingly alert eyes.

     

    “Ah. Burger Man,” he says stoically. Wei Wuxian has a really hard time telling if the man is serious or fucking with him. But given that he has never seen the man being anything other than serious, he assumes that he’s probably drunk.

     

    “Yeah, I’m the Burger Man. And you’re Lan Wangji. Do you normally spend your Friday nights sitting on the street like this?” he asks.

     

    Lan Wangji looks around, as if he had not been aware they were on a street in the middle of the city. Had he blacked out? How much had he drunk? Was he on any drugs? There was no real way for Wei Wuxian to know.

     

    “Do not,” Lan Wangji finally responds, frowning at the pavement like it’s its fault that he’s sitting on it.

     

    Or, Wei Wuxian is slightly obsessed with the Hot Customer at work. After running into him on a night out, and consequently figuring out he has a kid, he somehow talks himself into getting to babysit said kid. So what if he starts crushing on this man who is obviously taken? Wei Wuxian has everything under control.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    “A-Yuan! No!” Wei Wuxian screeched, just a moment too late.


    In which, Wei Wuxian's darling son damages a very shady man's car and he ends up in a sex worker to sugar baby to ??? pipeline for the very horny, very kinky Lan Wangji.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    In which Lan Sizhui realizes- he is nonbinary, that he is in love with his best friend, that he wants a relationship with his biological family, and -oh yeah his dad once fucked a rockstar.
    Not exactly in that order.

    "Holy shit. Your dad totally fucked the Yiling Laozu."

    Lan Sizhui, who had been minding his own business, and very much not thinking about his father fucking anyone, choked on his own spit, sputtering he wiped at his mouth. "What? No."

    Lan Jingyi gave him a look, the way he did when he’d decided something and refused to be swayed from it. "What yes. Just look at them."

    Lan Sizhui looked down at the photo Lan Jingyi just pulled out from an old book of his father’s, a nondescript dictionary like three others on the shelf. "They rode a bike together, so what?" Lan Sizhui said.

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    17 Aug 2025