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    Little Harry finds out he’s a wizard and his first thought is that Voldemort sounds cool and he’d very much like to join his ‘team’. He only joins Hogwarts to find a way to get in contact with him. Deciding to stay cause he finds the school cool, Harry’s desperate avoidance of boredom and inability to think any action through before he hurtles straight into it not only results in huge amounts of chaos but also the interest of a certain powerful man with red eyes.

    Basil only adds to the chaos.
    No bashing of anybody (at least not intentionally but Harry has very firm opinions).
    Poor Dumbledore needs a holiday. Poor Voldemort needs a holiday.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Death didn’t quite go as Harry expected it to. He died, and the piece of Voldemort’s soul was supposed to die with him. But no one was there to tell him not to touch the thing under the bench.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Prompt fill for Daddymort Fest 2023:

    "Harry distracts Voldemort (without thinking) by calling him "Daddy" in the middle of the battle in Parseltounge. It works and Voldemort loses his mind. People ask him what he said but he is too ashamed to admit it, only that "hey it worked." Harry's comments keep getting filthier and filthier when they fight until Voldemort can't take it anymore."

     

    Translation in Russian by EvangelinaSvon <3
    https://ficbook.net/readfic/018e32ad-ff20-79e8-b303-f209a2aa1333

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Death was not what Harry thought it would be. An empty train and a being proclaiming himself to be the Death, telling him that, “sorry, no afterlife for you” certainly wasn't anywhere near his expectations.

    And having his soul and magic crammed back into his four year old body, being told that he can never die… That was another painful kick to the groin.

    But Harry is British, and the phrase “keep calm and carry on” is practically a part of him by now. He realises that this is a second chance at life. To actually live and do whatever the hell he wants without being someone else’s pawn. It is a new beginning, and things are going to be vastly different this time around.

     

    UPDATE: As of April 2025 this story has been fully edited/rewritten.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Arthur was supposed to humilate him. Pretend he were gay and make a fool of the new kid who would be stupid enough to get a crush on him...
    Arthur was supposed to do a lot of things.
    Arthur was supposed to NOT do a lot of things too.
    He definitely, absolutely, was not supposed to sleep with him for real.

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    09 Jan 2026