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    “Midvale?” Lena scoffs. “You expect me to up and move to the middle of bumblefuck America?”

    It’s the most ridiculous thing she’s heard since federal agents showed up at her penthouse this morning announcing that they were going to confiscate everything from the property. She thought it was some elaborate prank by Lex until they showed her the warrant. Turns out her brother had been up to something far more sinister than practical jokes – tax evasion, embezzlement, fraud – to name a few.

    “Ms. Luthor, if I may be blunt?” Bob takes off his glasses, setting them gently on the desk, hands folding together over his protruding stomach. He lets out a troubled sigh as if he’s not getting paid an obscene hourly rate just to tell her she’s royally fucked. “You’re lucky the federal government is only after your money and not asking for prison time. Let’s keep it that way, shall we?”

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    Schitt's Creek AU

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    01 Feb 2025

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    Between couch surfing and studying for the MCATs, Lena Walsh lands herself the perfect job as a live-in nanny for an adorable two year old. The only complication is that her boss Kara Danvers is single, hot, and filthy rich. When Lena is introduced to the soccer star's family, their mutual attraction results in a simple misunderstanding that forces them to pretend to be a couple.

    The other issue is that they can't seem to keep their hands off of each other.

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    03 Nov 2024

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    "And you are?" Lena says, holding her hand out to shake. Kara takes it, and puts in every effort not to crush it in her nervousness. Lena's hand is dry and cold where Kara's is uncomfortably hot.

    "Kara Danvers," Kara says, putting on her best smile. "Reporter. It's great to meet you, I think we really – "

    "Ah, Kara Danvers. The newest addition to the roster, and yet one who has her own private office on the 21st floor," Lena interrupts.

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    How would early season 3 look if Lena and Kara didn't meet until after Lena bought CatCo, and Lena thought Kara was a total nepo baby?

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    29 Jul 2024

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    It’s a very common problem to be intimidated into lying about your sexual history to a partner and then have to ‘correct’ that lie by enlisting the ‘casual’ sexual help of your hunky jock nemesis.

    That is, if your name is Lena Luthor.

    (It’s that enemies to friends to lovers college fwb that everyone has done and now I’m doing it too hurrah for this big ol cake)

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    04 Oct 2023

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    Supergirl’s face flushed, and Lena braced for another booming, self righteous speech about trust or safety or the meaning of teamwork or some such heroic nonsense, but then her voice shattered into a million pieces and tears welled wet in her eyes.

    “All I want is for you to be okay.”

    A thousand thoughts danced in Lena’s mind. To ask her why, to defy her, to taunt her, to demand what exactly it was that made Lena so damned important that this woman was so intense about her safety one moment and so angry the next.

    In the dance of all those thoughts, the more base instinct won out.

    Lena grabbed Supergirl by the neck of her suit, just below those delightful collarbones of hers, and used it as a handle to pull herself into a hard, aggressive kiss.

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    After a tense rescue when Supergirl barely makes it in time to save Lena from one of her brother's rampaging death machines, Lena Luthor ends up having a wild night with Supergirl, only to call out Kara's name while in bed with her...

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    26 Jul 2023