LukeQatwalker
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Which is how they end up sitting around tinkering on their projects, listening to Christmas music, while Grace explains Earth holidays to Rocky, month by month. Christmas. And Valentine's day. And St. Patrick's day.
And June. And pride month. And gender and sexual identities.
*Which color is your gender flag friend Grace question?*
"Oh well, I'm cisgender. There's not really a flag for that. I've only had sex with women, but I guess I'm theoretically bisexual though?"
*I am agender. And also bisexual.* Rocky declares with a happy trill.
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(not!) t4t by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool (Comics)
28 Oct 2025
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Nate takes his underwear off to reveal a perfect pink pussy and Wade's brain short circuits.
"Oh fuck," he says. "I was not expecting that."
There's a perfectly formed little dick sitting at the top of his pussy, the size of his thumb, and Nate leans back, sexy like a cat and rubs two fingers on either side of it. The sight of it makes Wade's mouth water. "You gonna show me what you're working with big guy?" Nate asks, voice all smooth and buttery.
Wade girds his loins as it were, and slips his thumbs into his waistband, and slides off his pajama pants and underwear together in one swoop, revealing the most perfect mouth watering dick Nate has ever seen.
And, oh. That was not what Nate had been expecting.
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Are these two idiots sharing a brain cell t4t or not? Only (not even) the author knows for sure.
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next time take your gloves off by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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He knows it's a dumb idea.
Just, between classes, and work, and patrolling, it's been like nearly a week since he's gotten himself off.
And patrolling has been slow as hell tonight and he's super bored.
And actually, if he gets a boner in the suit, everybody's gonna see it and be traumatized, and really if you think about it the responsible thing to do is rub one out.
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Wade catches spider-man jerking it on a roof top, and convinces him to let him give him a blow job instead.
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werewolves don't always have to have the blues by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Logan wakes up after the full moon, as he always does, feeling groggy and hungover. He's laying on the carcass of some animal, his claws buried in it. Smells like blood and semen. Did he fuck it after he killed it? Disgusting. A new low. He stands up and stretches, very deliberately not looking at the dead animal.
As he's debating the discomfort of trekking for several miles on an empty stomach versus maybe eating some of last nights kill raw, as unpleasant as that is, he hears a sound behind him, a moan. A very human moan.
It's a man. Naked like him. Covered in scars.
"Good morning peanut." he says.
"Did I do that?" he asks brokenly.
"You sure did big boy. Several times. Wanna do it again?" the stranger smirks at him.
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"There's just one thing Summers. Why should *I* help *you*? What's in it for me?"
"Hmm. An excellent point." The infuriating man reminds him of a cat, purring over his prey. "I think I've got something that can motivate you. Give me a second." He gets up and strides out of the room.
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lowercase letters by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
17 Mar 2026
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“Would you mind getting… a little lower?” Wade said, quiet, voice void of any trace of inauthenticity.
Logan’s heart beat faster in his ribcage. He hoped Wade couldn’t feel it.
“By lower you mean…?”
Logan didn’t want to assume, didn’t want to seem too eager to get his hands on Wade in ways that he shouldn’t.
Wade reached down with one hand and tugged at the corner of the towel, not pulling it off.
So he did mean his ass then. Alright. Fuck.
Logan could do this. It was just a massage. An ass massage. That was completely normal and fine and not weird at all.
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
19 Mar 2026
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Two More Drinks by That_Final_Garnish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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It was just something he did sometimes. Or at least that’s what it had become after Peter had just kept doing it. Sometimes, at the end of patrol, he was just so wrung out and tired, he just didn’t have the energy. That was the excuse when it happened the first time, he was tired, and that’s why he pissed himself. Although it didn’t exactly explain why it had been so hot.
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Peter's made a perverted little routine of pissing himself after patrol, and when Wade gets an accidental glimpse into it he wants to join in.
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2025
- Part 1 of Garnish's Piss Chronicles 2026
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[Podfic] The Story of Captain America and Deadpool: A Romance, A Fairy Tale by RsCreighton
Fandoms: Captain America (Comics), Deadpool (Comics)
27 Jun 2016
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The name’s Deadpool, and I’m here to tell you about how me and the great Steve Rogers hooked up. Spoiler alert, it was banging hot.
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
09 Jun 2025
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The Best of Both Worlds by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
08 May 2025
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They hadn’t found it yet: the big, hidden difference between their worlds.
Welp.
“I’ve got a pussy, just like you,” says Logan. “You’re making me regret this conversation.”
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
14 Jun 2025
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the one where the genitals are flipped in the worst wolverines universe
Logan being gay about Wade's lovely feminine cock -
high voltage when we kiss by Str4b3rryb1tch for OnlyHereforPorn
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics), The Punisher (TV 2017), Punisher (Marvel Comics)
01 Mar 2026
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“C’mon, Wilson. Put my dick in your mouth.” Frank mumbles while he tries to look past his baby bump at the man who’s gently pressing kisses to his thighs below him.
“Patience is a virtue, Francine. You’d think after all this time—” Wade gets a mouthful of perfectly aimed pussy, Frank dropping his hips low and grinding down on him with gusto.
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- Part 2 of junopers piss chronicles 2026
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
01 Mar 2026