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    CENTAURS GROUP CHAT

    [July 26th, 2:49 AM]

    Young:
    [Image Description - Young, LaPointe, and Holmberg posing together shirtless. All 3 have brand new large Centaurs tattoos on their ribs. They are clearly hammered in the picture]
    TATTTTTEEEEDDDDDD

    LaPointe:
    yu are my brothrrs for liiiiifeeefe allll of u shud be heeereeee

    Holmberg:
    YESSSSSS WE MISS YOU
    Get your asses to Mexicooooooo rn
    ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    Young:
    CENS CENS CENS CENS CENS

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    It's the Summer of 2022, and the Ottawa Centaurs have just won their first ever Stanley Cup. Shane and Ilya may be having a perfectly boring summer at the Cottage, but parenting their rookies via group chat is keeping them on their toes.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

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    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Shane begins his yoga breathing techniques again. He knew this interview wouldn't go well because Ilya is Ilya—a professional ragebaiter who can't even take the day off for an immigration interview—but he wasn't prepared for this level of Ilya. Like, on-the-ice-chirping-his-own-teammates, singing-Taylor-Swift-lyrics, casually-discussing-territorial-blowjobs Ilya.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Sochi Olympics, 2014.

    "MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"

    Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “Roz bro… What DO you tell your husband?” Troy squirted Ilya with the water from the bottle he was holding, “It’s like a new tradition that Shane just never knows what the hell we’re talking about.”

    “I’m sorry, okay!” Ilya threw up his hands. “I’m too busy loving my husband instead of talking to him… if you know what I mean.” He winked.

    “Oh, gross”
    “Shut up Rozy!”
    “BOOOOO!!!!”

    3 gloves flew in Ilya’s direction.

    Or 5 Ottawa Centaurs' traditions that Ilya forgets to tell Shane about +1 that Shane forgets to tell Ilya about (and how Shane ends up loving being a Centaur)

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    08 Mar 2026