MrBadJokes
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guilt is a useless emotion by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jun 2024
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“We’re just having a conversation,” Hal said, like Clark was crazy for even bringing it up.
“In the showers?"
“Yeah?” Hal asked, scrubbing at his back with one hand. Frowning, he twisted around in the spray so he was facing away from Bruce. “Hey, is it on my neck? I swear I can still feel it there.”
Bruce leaned over, scanning Hal’s back. “No. You’re clear.”
(or, the time Hal followed Bruce into the Watchtower showers to continue an argument and nobody but Clark thought that was weird)
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Combs and Curls by newsical
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
30 Dec 2020
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He ran one hand, then another, through his still-knotted hair. It was unsalvageable. It was nothing of the ringlets that papá tugged at after a perfect landing, nothing like the perfect coils that maman so painstakingly arranged while humming a song of the green rolling hills from her home.
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After Dick's parents’ deaths, Bruce Wayne teaches Dick Grayson how to care for his curls.Bookmarked by MrBadJokes
12 Mar 2026
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A Guide to Patrol Assignments in Gotham: Standard Operating Procedures and Mission Parameters by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2026
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This guide outlines standard operating procedures for all field operatives: Robin(s), temporary Justice League liaisons, and other related vigilantes. The exceptions to this guide are limited: only Batman and Oracle (henceforth referred to a ‘B’ and ‘Oracle’ for the purposes of this guide) may operate independently of the outlined rules, and only for independent missions. Disregarding or diverting from these rules may result in serious bodily harm, mental distress, or, in the most serious of incidents, death.
Follow these instructions to the letter, as written, exactly as written. Memorize this guide and review it often in your mind. A forgotten or added word can mean the difference between life or death. The entity of Gotham does not believe in luck. Neither should you. Nonetheless, continue with the assumption that you have it. You will need it.
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10 Mar 2026
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I Bet You’re In Love by BlurredHoney
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
05 Mar 2026
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It’s fluff, man. It’s Dick bonding with Bruce, Bruce not seeing his relationship with Hal as it is, and Dick deciding to take matters into his own hands, with the help of all of their friends, to prove to Bruce the thing he didn’t even remember he was supposed to be looking for.
Bruce cranks out 50 squats with Dick sitting on his shoulders, for a bet. Dick looks contemplative.
“What’s on your mind, chum?”
“I was just thinking…” he sticks out his tongue from the corner of his mouth. “Would you tell me if you were dating someone?”
Bruce cocks his head. “‘Course, chum. Why?”
“Well, it’s just, I feel like you might not. But you know I’m old enough, right? You can tell me about that stuff, I won’t be like, weirded out, or anything.”
“I know that.”
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There was a kitten in Gotham Zoo’s tiger exhibit.
This had been one of the news the Gotham Gazette had delivered this morning. A stray kitten had entered the tigers’ enclosure late at night and tried to steal some food, only to be caught by one of the big cats. However, in an interesting turn of events, the larger predator had taken in the little thing, and they were now inseparable.
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A tiger and his cub remind Alfred of Bruce and Jason
Series
- Part 1 of Snipets of the Batfam