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    When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.

    Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...

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    It was over. It was over and Bilbo was exhausted, dirty, and his husband promised him a bed to collapse into.
    (Post Battle of the Five Armies, nobody died, everyone's happy.)

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    Through various events concerning his stray mess of outgrowing curls Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and much more included – in the culture of the dwarves.

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    Jack finds Dennis talking to Dr Barker, the radiologist they brought to the Pitt for the code gray. Only, the conversation seems much to friendly.

    Jack is more than happy to set Dr Barker straight, and use the opportunity to remind Dennis of his place.

    Dennis is taken to a supply closet and taught a lesson, with some slight help from a clicker.

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    When a persistent leak under his sink threatens to drown his place, Trinity Santos suggests an unexpected solution: Dennis Whitaker.

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