NaughtyPastryChef



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    Eddie is suffering in the heat, and Steve's wardrobe choices feel like a cruel and unusual punishment.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Steve blurts, “I want your sperm.”

    The words echo off of the bathroom tile and Eddie is as still as a statue. Nobody moves. Steve feels the mortification rising swiftly like water in a well and he wishes that he could drown in it. It doesn't let him, gathering in his chest and his cheeks and making his entire being tremble with its scope and scale.

    Eddie’s quiet for probably ten solid seconds, his face utterly blank and impassive as he processes this statement.

    Then he shrugs and starts undoing his belt.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Eddie works himself up to ask Steve if he can borrow his instant camera, because the type of pictures he wants to take are…not the kind he can get developed in town.

    Turns out, Steve's happy to help out. Even if the guy Eddie's taking sexy pictures for is not him.

    Or is it?

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    01 Oct 2025

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    And just like that, Eddie pulls his boxers down just a smidge too low.

    Eddie wasn’t lying. The tattoo, a gorgeous, fantastical imagining of a dragon, stretches across the plane of his stomach all the way into his pubic hair.

    But that’s not what Steve’s looking at.

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    12 Jul 2025

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    Steve is comfortable. He doesn't want for much beyond his routine and his parish.

    Eddie sees things differently.

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    29 Jun 2025