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Lucky Charm by NoSuchThing
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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“Holy shit—wait a second!” The TD Garden arena commentator’s voice suddenly cuts through the speakers. “Is that actually Hollander?”
A wave of murmurs spreads through the audience. People in the nearby rows start turning around, craning their necks. Shane sinks lower in his seat, but it’s already too late.
“Why is he at a Boston game? Sitting in the stands?”
Now the entire arena seems to be buzzing.
Fans point toward his section. Phones come out. Even a few players on the ice glance up at the screen. There’s no point hiding anymore. With a resigned sigh, Shane pushes his hood down and gives the camera a small, awkward wave.
“Well, that’s certainly unusual,” the commentator laughs.
Down on the ice, Shane can see Rozanov standing motionless by the boards, staring up at the jumbotron, which is still broadcasting the live feed of Shane’s face in the crowd.
Shane tries a smirk. He thinks he can almost see Ilya’s mouth drop open before Marleau smacks Rozanov in the back of the helmet with his glove.
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Or, Shane visits one of Boston's home games, and gets caught in a look-a-like cam. Ilya gets excited.
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Harry Potter desperately needs a lead on his case, and Theodore Nott might be the only man who can give him one. Unfortunately, information has a price, and Nott has a very particular kind of bargain in mind.
It’s simple enough: one hour, one favour, one deal Harry really shouldn’t accept.
But Slytherins are very good at making bad ideas sound reasonable, and Gryffindors are famously terrible at walking away.
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“Do you ever wank, Moony?”
Remus ignores Sirius’s question and keeps walking across the dormitory floor.
Bloody twat with no sense of boundaries or sodding filter.
He doesn’t want to talk about his wanking habits or any fantasies he might have with anyone. He hardly lets himself think about that.
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A very classic Wolfstar fic – not trying to be anything more or else – just our favourite Marauders figuring themselves (and each other) out. Sexual explicit, but nothing extreme or over the top. They’re teenagers, exploring.
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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09 Jan 2026
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When Harry sits down with Malfoy, he's really only looking for a reprieve from the constant stares and whispers. (Mostly.) What he gets instead are a series of strange events that lead to a friendship that is something else, questions that nobody knows how to answer, and the realisation that the person that Harry doesn't know how to hate, anymore, seems to be the person who knows exactly what he needs.
A story in which everything is complicated. And yet, somehow, none of it is.
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25 Dec 2025
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Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies. (And then more porn. Seriously, if you don’t want sex scene after sex scene you probably shouldn’t read this. And please read the warnings.)
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17 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco have sex. Very, very slowly. Seriously, this is, like, 3K of penetration.
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13 Nov 2025
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Better Than by marguerite_26 for Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2012
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Ginny offers Harry something a little different for their anniversary
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16 Oct 2025