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Post Olympic gold medal win, Matthew shows up at Connor McDavid's hotel room door. Only Connor isn't alone; Leon is also there.
Together, they put Matthew's little prize to good use.
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26 Feb 2026
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“He's got my mouth guard,” Matthew says, trying to wiggle free and get it back. Kreider gives him one last acidic look and throws the mouth guard into the stands. Matthew's mouth hangs open as some flicker of recognition passes between them. Something hot and twisted and shameful and alive that Matthew is oh so familiar with.
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The NHL has had supernatural beings in its ranks since its inception. Not that it advertised this, and players in the 80s and 90s were forced to hide their true nature or risk being ostracised. However, times change, and most of the wolves, vamps, and assorted creatures are widely accepted by the fans, what with their growing numbers among the general populace. No one questioned their right to play, supernatural abilities aside. It’s not like fangs or antlers gave you an advantage at stick handling. Mostly, they just made wearing mouthguards and helmets uncomfortable.
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07 Apr 2025
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but he'll never escape what he's made up of by dostoevsky_wannabe
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
16 Feb 2026
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It’s common knowledge that a healthy adult Dominant or Submissive should be scening at least once a week. That’s like high-school-health-class-taught-by-the-gym-coach type knowledge. So, of course, Matthew is going to assume that Leon, someone whose literal job is reliant on his body being in good shape, would know this.
OR: The mattdrai biological bdsm au you didn’t know you needed