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Alastor met the others at the center of the arena, ears perking at the prospect of a four on one match.
“Feels like a hell of a lot of overkill,” Lucifer said, shooting him a look. “Pretty unfair odds?”
“You’re welcome to find a fifth if you’re so concerned,” Alastor replied as he examined his claws.
Lucifer’s eye twitched, his whip-like tail lashing. “Let’s just get this over with so I can teach Charlie and her team how a real pro plays.”
Charlie stepped between hem, brow pinched. “I really don’t think this is necessary. We need a Strategist and Alastor’s one of the best!”
“Says who?” Angel grumbled. “The Vees have been doin’ just fine without him.”
Alastor didn’t rise to the bait, instead signaling to Husk. The lights around them flashed, indicating the match was about to begin.
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When Alastor leaves the Vees and becomes the Hazbin’s Strategist, he expects some growing pains with the newer, dysfunctional team. The last thing he expects is for Lucifer Morningstar, the best player in the sport’s history, to come out of retirement and join too.
Until he winds up in a fake relationship with the man, that is.
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11 Mar 2026
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Vaggi moved to the mountains for peace and quiet. She didn't expect to have a seven-foot-tall, fluffy, incredibly naive, and very naked Mountain God living in her cabin.
And the "God" has no concept of personal space.(Mountain God!Charlie x Ranger!Vaggi AU. Very horny and shameless.)
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24 Feb 2026
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One of the hands down best chaggi aus in my opinion I love it
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The white room is filled with secrets and has no exits. Alastor isn't sure how he got here, but all he knows is that the other two demons in this room remind him of his silly picture box, except Vincent is right next to him. So who in the world are these two strangers, and why is this room suddenly playing music and writing texts on the ceiling?
Or shameless foursome with 3 Vox fucking Alastor and being stuck in a room in which they have to fuck to get out.
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23 Feb 2026
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wake up every morning on the wrong side by postapocalyptic_cryptic
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Dec 2024
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She says no. She says stop. Then she tries to bargain over his shouting and, disgusted with both of them, reaches for her gun. None of it matters.
He puts his fingers inside her and tears her open, and none of it matters.
13.) "American River" by Destroy Boys
Hurtcember Day 13: Nightmare
Series
- Part 13 of Spotify Wrapped 2024
- Part 13 of Hurtcember 2024
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18 Feb 2026
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there’s a time and a place to die but this ain’t it by beware_of_you
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
13 Mar 2022
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rewatching cm and recently finished the fisher king arc and thinking about how dumb everyone was during it because why would u send anyone home with the unsub knowing where they live like??? so this is a fix it fic with soft jelle girlfriends, disaster agent grant anderson and sleepy elle