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"I swear to Merlin, if you don't ask him out soon, I'm going to murder you both," says Neville.
"I'm going to," Harry says with a confidence he doesn't feel. "I'm just picking my moment."
"It's his birthday. This is your moment," says Neville. "Honestly, Harry, grow a pair."
In which Harry does grow a pair, and Draco turns forty-four.
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15 Mar 2026
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After one stupid decision, the world gets cursed to forget ever knowing who Harry Potter was.
Three years later, Draco Malfoy meets a mysterious, rude, very attractive stranger, and cannot help but become obsessed.
(updates weekly)
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15 Mar 2026
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Ten Feet Apart by orolin for nv-md (ANW815), honeybeet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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It was by complete accident, how Harry ended up taking a restraining order out against Malfoy. A distraction, a mix up with some paper work, and before they know it they have to stay ten feet apart from each other at all times—which makes it very difficult to keep up the rivals-with-benefits thing they’ve currently got going on.
So… how many horny ways can they break a restraining order?
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15 Mar 2026
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Checkmate, Dragon by jesterslove for charmandquill, warmheartcoldshoulder
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter is sick of losing at chess to Ron Weasley.
Draco Malfoy is sick of everyone underestimating him.
Somehow, this ends with Harry learning strategy, Draco getting flustered, and Ron regretting every smug word he’s ever spoken.
It was supposed to be about beating Ron.
It wasn’t supposed to be about Draco.
…Checkmate.
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15 Mar 2026
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Nestled in the heart of Diagon Alley lies Draco Malfoy's unassuming clinic—a haven for those seeking relief from curses and dark magic. It's a life Draco has chosen to make amends for his past as a Death Eater, leaving behind his mistake. His clinic serves as a sanctuary for those who cannot afford treatment at St. Mungo's, offering healing and hope.
Draco's life takes an unexpected turn when Harry Potter, now a respected Auror, steps into his clinic seeking assistance with a perplexing case involving a cursed witch and a dark artifact.
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15 Mar 2026