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    When Lily Potter first heard that Voldemort wanted her son dead, she did what she had always done: she made plans to keep him safe. And when those plans fail, she makes plans to get him back.

    OR:

    Harry Potter dies. His mother goes mad with grief. She hunts down Death and pleads for the return of her son. Not knowing what Death looks like, she mistakes Death's curious Master as Death himself. To her benefit, Harry Potter (who does not reveal his identity, but you'll guess it anyway so I don't feel bad spoiling) is all too happy to help her kidnap Harry Potter from another universe to be raised by Lily and James.

    Lighthearted with moodiness (because I can't not include angst in my fics). I've had the idea turning around in my head for awhile and decided I might as well start writing it. I mean really -- what chaos could a tiny Master of Death cause in a world where he doesn't belong?

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Harry Potter died saving everyone. But the world kept turning, and something even worse came. Death drops him off in snowy 1938 London to stop the world from burning once more.

    Just one problem. He's got paws instead of thumbs.

    In the garden of Wool's Orphanage, Tom Riddle's first friend is a tiny snake. Billy Stubbs kills her with a trowel. Tom takes his revenge - brilliant and vicious, but he's so desperately outnumbered that when his bullies corner him, Harry can't help but intervene. A debt Tom repays by designing a collar that can bind a Grim.

    Sometimes the road to redemption is paved with ash.

    a.k.a. a dark time-travel romance following Tom's journey from boy to man, Harry's struggle between justice and mercy, and whether caring can redeem someone - or if it only makes them worse.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Oh Hon, this is Jason! He just stopped by for a chat.” Elizabeth said beaming back over at the man.

    Oh.

    This was Jason.

    This was El’s son.

     

    Or Peter Burke struggles with getting to know El’s recently reappeared son, particularly because said son wants nothing to do with him.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    “Tom Riddle,” the boy says, finally, after a moment of churning silence.

    The first thought in Ansel’s head is a reference to the Harry Potter books, but Tom and Riddle are both common first and last names respectively, so he shrugs it off and tries to pester the boy into further conversation. Turns out, Tom is nine years old, disliked by everyone at Wool’s, and nobody’s lasted in the same room with him for more than a few days.

    Wow. Challenge accepted.

     

    your typical Slytherin/Hufflepuff romance, except with politics, homophobia, and wizarding slurs. Male OC.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Artemis Lee never wanted to go to a stupid, outdated magic school with a bunch of sheltered children. She should have struggled more to get on the train. But she didn't, and so here she is, furiously resigned to suffering for the next seven years.

    And honestly, she really couldn’t give a shit about what will happen to the backwards British wizarding world and all their weird progenies around her.

    (Except no matter how much she says she doesn't care, she does.)

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    14 Mar 2026