OneBird28
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- Five Nights at Freddy's (1)
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“Hey, um, Crow. I've been meaning to ask you a question, uh,”
Purple stands before her, with a hand under his ‘chin’.
“Why, exactly, do you have a cast iron pan, on a loop, on your belt, like a weapon?”
He gestures to the cast iron pan hanging off the hanging cast iron pan loop on her weapon belt.
She steps slightly closer to him.
“When I fight fate”
she pokes his chest with one of her clawed fingers and leans her head as close to his face as she can get without touching. She can count his eyes from here.
“I win”
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This is just a collection of various one-shots I’ve written for my Oc’s. -
The Burnt Banana and The Yellow String Bean by OneBird28
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 May 2024
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An old species, a new planet.
He skitters through the underbrush, moonlight glinting off his midnight scales. The lights of the city filter through the forest to his left, darkness of the forest to his right.
It’s around here somewhere, can’t be that hard to miss.
He razes his long neck into the air, flicking his antenna around as if he could somehow smell it. Six eyes flick around, each set independent from each other.
There, through the forest.
The fluorescent lights beckon him.
Rushing across an empty road he nears the building, it shines like a beacon, casting glowing hues across his lithe body.
So this is what all the commotions about,
huh.(It’s finally time for me to release this abomination of an au on the universe, cringe is dead, and I am god)
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For a pirate his lips were surprisingly soft. His eyes never left yours as he kissed your hand and you took this moment to look into his soul.
You saw a black haired man with a rough appearance, stubble on his chin, tired eyes but oddly captivating all the same.
"So, where will we be taking you, Spark?"You a siren, found yourself captured by a fearsome pirate, managing an escape the moment it presented itself. You find yourself boarding the Ampire, a pirate ship captained by a charismatic man and his Quartermaster.
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09 Apr 2026
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I pause my watching of the soup and step away, approaching my bed with what I would describe as a sort of ominous saunter. The man’s eyes widen, perhaps because I am holding an axe, and he thrashes somewhat like a dying fish. The comparison makes me snort out a weak laugh despite the potential dangers. This man could be a dopplegänger, Abs, what are you doing?
I clear my throat and speak, running through the script I’d written for when the man woke up. “You are not in danger unless you are infected. I do not plan on killing you. My name is Absolution, Abs for short. Why were you out in the woods?”
“I’m Walter.” The man stammers. His voice wavers. Pathetic. My voice never does that. “Doctor Walter Gaster, PhD in human biology. I was- I’m sorry, where am I?”
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08 Apr 2026
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W. D. Gaster built a device allowing him to communicate with the Angel through text messaging.
Most would regret this immediately, for the Angel turned out to be just a dumb chronically online fuck. But this man is completely out of the loop: to him brainrot slang is no different from ancient texts. And also he’s lowkey obsessed either way, idk what to tell you he is just down bad for you twinBookmarked by OneBird28
08 Apr 2026
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Linguistics by Rosewind2007
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
27 Jul 2025
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Updated October 2024–image links restored
Updated July 2025–fuck density data from the TV show
ART has been analyzing Murderbot’s use of language, and is puzzled.
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- Part 4 of Metamorphic Series
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06 Apr 2026
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*Ping*
*Ping. Ping*
Please.
Answer your comm. I know you still have itBookmarked by OneBird28
06 Apr 2026