Oneirophrenic_sourpatchkidz
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Ramb is about to turn into stone, why not show Kris that he can still be fun to play with?
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Noelle throws a Christmas party when her mom isn't home. Kris tries to make her drink pipisnog, a truly foul beverage. Vaguely based on true events.
(THIS IS TOLD ENTIRELY THROUGH DELTARUNE DIALOGUE BOXES, NO PLAINTEXT)
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The Bagge family goes out to watch the quadrennial Mayor election parade, but this time, it's marked by disaster: the Mayor gets shot. Courage seems to be the only one who notices a man in a suit pointing a gun directly at the Mayor's head, and despite authorities insisting it was someone else, Courage knew what he saw.
Courage, unfortunately, gets a brief and uncomfortable introduction to MK-Ultra.
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24 Jan 2026
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beautiful. jigsaw joe is here too look #jigsawjoe yippee
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When the plucky little addison known as Spamton joined the crew of TV Time, he thought that this was just a stepping stone to bigger and better things. But the more time he spends with the star of the show, Mr 'Ant' Tenna, the more he questions whether he truly wants to move up further or not. Maybe he liked where he was?
But that wasn't his fate, was it?
He knew his fate. His fate was to become a Big Shot and leave his friends and loved ones behind, and thanks to the benevolent man behind the phone, there was no way he'd be able to avoid his fate....Or was there?
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The nights grow longer. The families try to cope.
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“I wish,” The DEVICE began, voice smooth as still water, “to enact with you a ritual of physical communion—a trial comprising two participants that engage in reciprocal contact, wherein individual boundaries dissolve and contradiction is embodied in touch. I would like to attempt the sequence of gestures you performed with the Screen, so that I might apprehend their function, measure their outcome, and assess their resonance.”
Spamton blinked. His mouth worked, then shut, then opened again with a strangled croak. “Mike, pal, I love ya, but what the hell are you asking me?”
“Intercourse.”
Or: a wayward DEVICE conducts an experiment.
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- Part 1 of Tales and Tails of DEVICE_FRIEND
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Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.
Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.
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A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.