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    two sides of the same coin by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 Mar 2026

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    Luo Binghe finds himself thrown in a world so unlike his own. Meanwhile, in the other world, another Luo Binghe deeply wished to come home.

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    Lessons in touch by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    07 Mar 2026

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    Normally, Luo Binghe would be happy to be ignored by Shen Qingqiu. But perhaps if Shizun were present, he wouldn't have to put up with this.

    "First, you need to determine which eye is dominant. The one with more precision, let's say. Right or left?"

    Luo Binghe shifted his gaze from the bow in Shen Yuan's hands—from his biceps, actually—to his face.
    Oh, right, the lesson. The archery lesson. The archery lesson that wasn't just for him, and he had to resist the urge to gouge out the eyes of all the other disciples for daring to look at Shen-shixiong, but right now, he was a little out of it.

     

    (Shen Qingqiu is too happy to hand over all his teaching responsibilities to his head disciple. No one is happier about this than Luo Binghe. Now, if only they could be alone...)

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    speak your mind (not that much!) by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    12 May 2022

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    Before the investigation in Jinlan City, Shen Qingqiu is hit by a curse that forces him to speak his mind. Unfortunately, this means that the first thing he does when he sees Luo Binghe for the first time in three years is to tell Luo Binghe that he's grown up to be really quite pretty.

    Luo Binghe, not sure what's going on but absolutely enjoying the ride, abandons all his plans immediately. He has new priorities now, including but not limited to:

    - get his Shizun to call him 'pretty' again
    - steal his Shizun away from his (probably in existence) harem
    - ???

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    05 Mar 2026

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    save your tears (for another day) by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    06 May 2024

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    In which the SYSTEM provided Shen Qingqiu a way to distract Luo Binghe during their reunion in the Jinlan City Arc:

     

    And then he felt it, a hot and stinging sensation in his eyes.

     

    Something warm and wet trailed down his cheek. His vision blurred and he hurriedly tried blinking it away.

     

    Shen Qingqiu quickly wiped his face before anyone could see. He stared at the wet trail in his hand in horror and betrayal. What the fuck, SYSTEM?!

     

    Too late, Luo Binghe already saw it, judging by the sharp intake of breath and everyone going silent around him.

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    a thousand jars by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    10 Feb 2020

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    The first time Shen Qingqiu feels it, he thinks he’s experiencing some sort of minor qi deviation.


    “Shizun,” Luo Binghe asks quietly. “Are you okay?”

    “Am I not allowed to look at my husband?” Shen Qingqiu asks, doing his best not to get snippy. After all he’s a Peak Lord, a powerful cultivator, a man that has cheated death. There’s no reason for him to act like a needy spouse. 

    “My lord,” the servant leans down again with their voice practically purring as they refill a cup that’s only a quarter empty. It catches Luo Binghe’s attention, interrupting the beaming look he had been about to shoot towards Shen Qingqiu. 

    Despite the fact that Luo Binghe looks more bemused than entranced, Shen Qingqiu feels the porcelain cup in his own hand crack.

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