PamplemousseOfTheNorth
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i’ve seen your eyes (tender like mine) by PamplemousseOfTheNorth for ice_connoisseur
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
24 Aug 2025
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Brienne Tarth is just trying to give her teenage daughter the best 16th birthday week ever but the arrival of three men from her past complicates matters. It doesn’t help that one of them is billionaire heir Jaime Lannister, who has aged like a fine wine.
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you cut me open by PamplemousseOfTheNorth for Corina (CorinaLannister)
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Oct 2024
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Jaime Lannister would do anything for his new girlfriend.
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i found a home in your eyes by PamplemousseOfTheNorth for languageintostillair
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Oct 2024
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just a little fic about failed soulmates and finding love
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folklore by PamplemousseOfTheNorth for languageintostillair
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
04 Oct 2024
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There’s a story of two doomed lovers told across Westeros, a folktale passed down from generation to generation. The tale of the Queen and the Mad Knight, the Golden Lovers.
They tell a different story on the island of Tarth.
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Walls Fall Down by PamplemousseOfTheNorth for Roccolinde
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Feb 2024
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Jaime Lannister is back in Winterfell and gets horny for his ex.
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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- Part 3 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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22 Mar 2026
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"Sveta," he says, before she can greet him. "I think I'm about to do something very stupid."
"You're always doing something stupid," she laughs, her voice tinny over the speakerphone. "What is it this time?"
"I am in a staring contest with a bottle of pills," Ilya says. "And I think the pills might win."
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Or: An alternate take on Ilya's mental health after moving to Ottawa, featuring the reality of long distance relationships, Ilya learning to captain a new team, and a series of game tapes made by Ilya's dead father.
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- Part 11 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by PamplemousseOfTheNorth
19 Mar 2026
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match point by silvermaples
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
24 Dec 2025
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The British prince sat next to Ilya. Not the balding one, but the pretty one.
He was quiet. Staring ahead at nothing in a way that Shane does sometimes.
So Shane’s nerves, he understood. He wasn’t nervous himself. Excited, maybe. Not for the prince.
Excited because Alex Claremont-Diaz just turned up late to sit on his other side.
(Or, Heated Rivalry mentioned Wimbledon and a prince, and I had to make it happen.)
Bookmarked by PamplemousseOfTheNorth
18 Mar 2026
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“Be careful,” Shane frets, one hand hovering over Ilya’s shoulder. “It’s icy, and I don’t want to be a widower.”
“Oh, we’d have to be much higher than this for the fall to kill me,” Ilya says, gaze still fixed on the cool black skyline. “At least seven stories.”
It’s not until much later, as the waitress is clearing the dishes from dinner, that Yuna finds herself wondering why Ilya knows exactly how high a fall needs to be in order to kill him.
Or: Yuna learns about Ilya's past bit by bit over the years.
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- Part 8 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by PamplemousseOfTheNorth
18 Mar 2026
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there is by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Both of them are there the next time Shane wakes up about an hour later, and this time he opens his eyes, rasps Mom?
The room fills quickly, a flurry of nurses coming to check vitals and adjust his IV, the doctor stepping in to conduct all of the mandatory concussion protocol. Shane grunts and groans every time he has to move his sore body but otherwise complies as he always does, sitting through the basic questions and the light shining in his eyes. He’s up just long enough to finish those and to get something in him to eat, and just after Yuna and David both manage to sneak in tearful, relieved hugs, he’s slipping back into sleep once again.
Normal, they keep saying. This is all perfectly normal.
But there’s something, Yuna thinks—something here that she’s missing.
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- Part 3 of hr canon divergence
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Bookmarked by PamplemousseOfTheNorth
15 Mar 2026