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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    🫩😗🥹

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    In a cold, sterile facility designed for containing the extraordinary and the dangerous, selected individuals with unique abilities—or curses—are kept under constant observation. One of them is Fyodor, who has the ability to infect people's minds with parasites. In ways they cannot fully comprehend, scientists like Nikolai, a man on the verge of losing control, and Sigma, a determined but unraveling person, are drawn into his presence. (A recycle of my SCP AU for OCs lol)

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Now i know what yolo really means

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Tachihara’s heart started beating out of rhythm. He heard—something. He heard the sound of belts clicking and hitting the floor; he heard bickering at a low flame. He heard the discordant symphony of guttural sounds and breathy sighs, the artful performance that he stood the sole audience of.

    Jouno said, do you think I care about what you think? Do you think it matters to me?

    And he snapped, no matter how much I squeeze, you never die.

    Wherever Jouno goes, Tecchou is quick to follow. So they hate each other. Obviously.

    (or: Suegiku does Not know how to flirt normally)

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    12 Feb 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    "Wh-what?" Ranpo mutters to himself as hysterical Laughter fills the room and after a few seconds of pondering, he realizes what he has done. Did he really fall for such a stupid, obvious trap?

    (Or Ranpo gets mad at irl-Poe for something dream-Poe did in a nightmare. The summary is much more dramatic than the actual fic itself)

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    27 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    How is Poe still rich despite not having a job after The Guild's downfall?

    Ranpo asked and received an answer which he wasn't expecting.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Haha could reread eventually some day when sad