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Tarred Rope and Spoiled Queen Anne's Lace by PerpendicularPotato
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Dec 2025
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Somebody had been lurking in the hallway.
And not just anybody—an alpha.
Edward hadn’t noticed right away. Food and water were still delivered and left with a knock, maybe a quick ‘Here you go, captain’ and no attempt to engage or linger. When Edward hurriedly retrieved them after letting the footfalls fade away, there was never a sign of anybody.
But in between…
Ironically, he hadn’t been alerted by the smell because his scent barrier was holding. But that didn’t stop the air from getting through—and having effects.
When he finally got suspicious and everything clicked into place, he got furious—mostly at himself.
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Stuck without any other options, Edward tries to ride out the worst heat of his life alone, barricaded in his cabin behind a barrier held together with vinegar rags and misdirection.
If he can keep his tactical mind and if his scent containment holds, maybe he can still walk out as Blackbeard by the end of it.
Originally intended for Kinktober 2025 Day 25: Omega Verse + Praise Kink
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Illustration for "Useful" by Bigbluebuttfeathers by PerpendicularPotato
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Nov 2025
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Frenchie and Ed do a bit of Rhino Horn in the captain's cabin on Frenchie's first night as Blackbeard's First Mate.
Ed gives himself one more chance to feel something before one of his suicide-by-proxy schemes finally pans out.
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Wee John lifted the center panel and held it up to Edward’s chest while making thoughtful humming noises. As he carefully adjusted the position and ran his hands across the fabric to flatten it against the skin, Edward felt himself break out into gooseflesh.
There was something about the combination of delicate silk and lace brushed against his skin by Wee John’s huge rough hands—calloused from shipboard labour and needlework alike—that still got to Edward every time. He had to fight the impulse to look down and keep still instead.
A raided trunk full of finery clearly not intended for a body like his sparks something in Edward.
As it turns out, sometimes it can be a lot less scary to ask for what you want if you can turn it into a bit.Written for Kinktober Day 19: Size Difference + Feminization
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Stede has been switching up storytime by reading the crew some ancient Greek myths—they might be a little risqué at times, but, if he dares to say so himself, it has been a rousing success!
There are, as it turns out, some rather unexpected consequences.
Stede used his other hand to gently but ruthlessly pull the pillow away, revealing Ed’s lovely face—so very flushed with embarrassment and arousal, brows stormy with wounded dignity and lips bitten red and pushed out in a clear pout.
Stede easily lobbed the pillow to the foot end of the bed, far out of reach.
“Hey!”
He ignored Ed’s protest and instead leaned in closer, pushing his own body flush with Ed’s, lips almost brushing his ear when he continued speaking: “They were chasing you, Edward, weren’t they?”
Combining Kinktober prompts from
- Day 3: Gangbang, Yiffing, Cock/Prostate milking (sorta)
- Day 5: Ravishment Fantasy
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There was probably something to be said about how many of Ed’s most prominent tattoos were of things he was absolutely terrified of. The giant snake on his arm, for example. Or the not one, not two, but three enormous spiders on both feet and his left hand, that instead of desensitizing him, had just led to him religiously wearing his black leather glove...
So he couldn’t even really blame the choice of a kraken on drunk stupidity alone. Though that night’s events were all a bit of a blur and he wasn’t even entirely certain that he had even been the one to make the call.For years, Edward Teach had been hiding safely in Blackbeard’s shadow. But the only thing scarier than being seen clearly might be not being seen at all.
He’d long ago written off being recognized and held unconditionally and without judgment as a childish dream—until he discovered that some dreams might be far more real than they should be.
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The work The Marks Left On Your Skin explores themes of of internalized homophobia / toxic masculinity through 7 sexual encounters Ed has had from his first time with Jack on Hornigold's ship to months into the Innkeepers era.
Each chapter features at least two illustrations.
This series will additionally include at least a one-shot of Izzy’s POV of chapter 5, however, I think this might also escalate into something longer and cover new ground.
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choked up, face down, burnt out by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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They were on round four of their game.
It had all been Ed’s idea. He’d explained to Stede what he wanted the other night, the two of them sitting side by side in bed, and watched with no small amount of delight as Stede’s eyes grew larger and larger with each word that came out of Ed’s mouth.
He’d felt smug about it, at the time—surprising Stede like that. Introducing him to something new, something his own (frankly kinda depraved) imagination hadn’t thought of.
Ed should’ve known better, really. As if he was going to beat Stede Bonnet in some kind of “total fucking lunatic” competition.
The rules of the game went like this: Stede could come as much as he wanted, whenever he wanted. Ed could only come when Stede told him to. Ed was to lay exactly as Stede directed him, open and waiting, and let Stede use him as he wished.
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06 Apr 2026
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A sequel to Captain Bonnet's Finest Thing
It's been a while since Ed was resurrected from the gravy basket and he thinks he’s doing quite well, actually — that is, until his captain and the crew decide some change is in order.
Started for OFMD Kinktober 2024 Day 24: Object Insertion | Collar
Finished for Kinktober 2025 Day 1: Masturbation | Orgasm Control + Bonus: Free Use
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- Part 2 of Finest Thing Series
- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
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06 Apr 2026
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When Ed is out on deck being passed around by the crew, Stede notices one person is unaccounted for.
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02 Apr 2026
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Something reminds Ed of earlier times. Not happier times, but times with someone he quite liked. Times he tries not to think of now.
Kraken Ed remembers his time aboard Hornigold's ship with Felix.
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31 Mar 2026
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Ed is too caught up in his head to come during sex. It's not a problem -- he still enjoys himself, and he likes the attention he gets from his admiring partners. But when he replaces Izzy Hands as Captain Hornigold's favorite, he can't keep faking it forever.
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31 Mar 2026