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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a canon folder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn.

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    Having stayed up the night before grinding, it was very hard for her to pay attention to her new Sensei being smug or her teammates introducing themselves.
    It was even harder to pay attention to them when a statistics window opened for her.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    They were odd folk, if Taylor was honest with herself.
    But odd didn’t mean wrong by any means, just look at the massive bees!


    Or, Taylor wakes from the locker in a brand new and blissfully quiet world, and tries her best to survive until she can find a way home.
    …She does want to find a way home. Right?

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    31 Jan 2026

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    We all know Taylor's habit of dispensing Fun-sized packages of insectoid horror upon her enemies. But what if, right before she was to go out, by chance she decides to take a different path? A memory of her Mother leads Taylor to patterning herself on another hero, And soon the criminals of the Bay will know that...

    The Weed of Crime Bears Bitter Fruit!

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Everyone deserves a second chance
    None more so than these two
    Let's see how Hogwarts will handle a Red Queen and an Ex-Warlord

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    23 Jan 2026