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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Here it is, the Much Ado About Nothing / Good Omens mashup that literally no one asked for!

    "I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your good books."
    "No; an' he were, I would burn my study."

    Much Ado About Nothing - Act 1, Scene 1

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    02 Dec 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    Lizzy Bennet meets her nemesis at the back-to-school dance before her senior year of high school. But as time and chance throw her into Will Darcy’s path again and again, she comes to realize she might have to rethink her first impression of him.

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    18 Jun 2025

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    Camboy!Alex series

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    26 May 2025

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    When Henry recovers from his unexpected factory reset, he still can’t really breathe properly and somehow Alex is still standing in front of him with a hopeful and excited expression on his face.

    “Run that by me again?” he asks faintly.

    “I need your help.”

    “Right…”

    “I need you to edge me. Like a lot,” Alex says with a shrug.

    Nope, it’s not any clearer a second time around.

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    26 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    Aziraphale was not expecting any visitors on his birthday. He definitely was not expecting a tall, handsome man with glorious copper-coloured hair and a wicked grin, yet he couldn’t deny one seemed to have turned up at his door. It was not exactly clear why the man was there, but Aziraphale had a sinking feeling about the whole thing.

    He was going to be having some very stern words with Anathema when she got back from her honeymoon.

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    15 May 2025

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  6. Public Bookmark 72

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    Crowley reluctantly agreed to help his colleague Anathema supervise a car wash to raise money to take their students to Pride. He wasn’t happy about it… until a gorgeous angel stepped out of a ridiculous antique Mini. Flustered, he asked the beautiful man to recommend a mechanic for his vintage Bentley, even though he already had a great mechanic, who also happened to be his best friend.

    Prompt: I’m a teacher, and my students and I organized this car wash to raise money for [cause]. I was completely unprepared for the hottest person I’ve ever seen to show up in a [fancy car].

    Now complete!

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    24 Apr 2025

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  7. Public Bookmark 18

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    It's a busy year for weddings and Aziraphale finds himself involved with three of them. At the first, he spots a handsome stranger, but they never manage to connect. Maybe they'll meet again one day...

    A Human AU

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Crowley is in desperate need of a new job, but it's not easy finding a job as a nanny when you're a man in your forties.

    Enter the ridiculously attractive - and recently widowed - Professor Aziraphale Fell, who needs a nanny for his infant twins, Adam and Warlock.

    Crowley is smitten instantly, but there's not a snowball's chance in Hell of anything happening, so he can just get on with his job. Right?

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    18 Apr 2025

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  9. Public Bookmark 71

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    Alex, Mr. Fell's new bookshop assistant, isn't judging the man who just walked into said bookshop, dressed in black leather, a tattoo on his face, and proceeded to shamelessly flirt with Mr. Fell. Despite the fact that Mr. Fell made it very clear he was waiting for his "darling husband, oh, you will love him, Alex, truly" so they could go on a lunch date.

    They really aren't! But if they were...

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    01 Mar 2025

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    Four years ago, Aziraphale's wife died suddenly. Since then, he has struggled to raise his two teenage children by himself. Just when things seem to be spiraling out of control, he encounters a new florist in town who unearths feelings Aziraphale has been trying to keep buried for many, many years. The florist is a recently-divorced single dad who is using an unexpected inheritance to start over with his teenage son.

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    26 Nov 2024

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  11. Public Bookmark 62

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    It is the happiest of times for Aziraphale: After years of hard work, he finally gets casted for his first major leading role in an elite theatre production.

    If only he didn't have to work with Crowley, a notorious West End star, as famous for his arrogance as he is for his magnetic stage presence. (And for looking unfairly good in those indecently tight jeans.)

    This nuisance of a man is constantly trying to challenge Aziraphale with his snarky remarks - and a fierce quarrel between the two most cantankerous actors ensues.

     

    A Rivals to Lovers theatre AU

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    18 Nov 2024

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    Welcome to Paris, 2024, and the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad.

    Meet Charles Rowland, twenty, beloved veteran skateboarder, fast approaching his expiry date, and determined to shag his way through as many gorgeous athletes as he can – and Edwin Payne, twenty-three, once-in-a-generation equestrian prodigy who can’t seem to stop saying the wrong thing and pissing off his teammates. Let the games begin!

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    08 Nov 2024

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    After averting the apocalypse, Crowley is living in his car with a lot of free time on his hands. He posts a YouTube video talking about plants as a joke but finds internet famedom where a punchline should be. Being a YouTube botanist agrees with him, though. He likes talking about plants, and he usually doesn’t find many opportunities to do that outside of YouTube. So, Crowley adopts traveling the world in search of plants to film as a new hobby.

    Kept in the dark about this new hobby, Aziraphale, who is used to being Crowley’s sole object of attention and is unused to having to compete with anything for Crowley’s time, is curious about where Crowley goes when he’s not in London.

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    16 Oct 2024

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    How can you just walk away from me?
    When all I can do is watch you leave
    'Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears
    You're the only one who really knew me at all

    Az is eleven, and his world is falling apart. His best friend is walking away from him, and Az can't find a way to make him stay.

    Thirty-five years later, there's a familiar face at Aziraphale's new job, and it threatens to break his heart all over again. Can they do it better this time?

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    15 Oct 2024

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    Score one for Anathema and her auras, then, because if Dr Eastgate - Aziraphale - isn’t gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, then Crowley is a red-bellied black snake.
    “Ngk,” Crowley says, and suddenly hopes that Newt is not in fact taking notes like Anathema told him to, because they’d probably say 'Crowley is gaping like an idiot and seems to have swallowed his own tongue.'

     

    Welcome to Tadfield Zoo, home to hundreds of exotic and unusual animals.
    But we're not interested in those.
    Not when so much more is going on behind the scenes...

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    14 Oct 2024

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  16. Public Bookmark 23

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    West End stars Aziraphale Fell and Anthony Crowley are cast as Mr Mistoffelees and Rum Tum Tugger in a new revival of Cats. Somehow despite vying for the same roles for most of their careers, they’ve never properly met— and Crowley’s never had to confront the massive crush he’s always had on Fell. Thrown together in the workplace, will they ever get their act together? Of course they will, but not without some miscommunication and mischief along the way. They’re actors, what did you expect?
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    Written for the 2024 Good Omens Theatre Reverse Bang!

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    12 Oct 2024

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    With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls,
    For stony limits cannot hold love out;
    And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
    Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.
    -Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene ii

    Crowley's life is going well. He's got his shop, his friends, and a new flat with a balcony perfect for a few plants. That's when things start to get complicated.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    She flipped to the paperwork for the new gentleman, a Mr. A. Z. Fell.

    He was a retired literature professor, it seemed.

    He was slated to be in the room next to — oh, this could be a problem — Anthony.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    It's a grand event put on twice a year by the Lucifer estate, where everyone can throw social convention and expectation aside and adopt whichever manner they like. Omegas reaching a hand out to a masked stranger and requesting a dance. Alphas playing coy and demanding to be chased for the thrill of it. Betas high on the idea of being wanted so much it felt like a madness.

    The physical masks stay on, of course, it would be terribly bad manners to break the rules.

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    09 Oct 2024

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  20. Public Bookmark 53

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    Aziraphale's family run the Gates of Eden evangelical mega-church in West London, preaching the prosperity gospel. As a gay man, Aziraphale must lead a Biblically Faithful life - he can't engage in "homo-eroticism". He goes along with his family as far as he can, until one day, he can't.

    In the library, Aziraphale meets Crowley: a barman from East London with a mysterious debt linked to a job he hates. They soon become the best of friends. In fact, they love each other. But as Aziraphale explains, there are four types of love. Does Crowley have to pick just one?

    A human AU where Aziraphale and Crowley love one another, save one another, and finally get a happy ending.

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    2,182

    08 Oct 2024

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