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Dissembling by PigeonMailDandelionMerchant
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Dec 2022
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Izuku is eight and he's given up on his quirk manifesting. He doesn't have the toe joint but no one can for the life of them figure out what activates his quirk. It’s been four years, the odds of it waking up are extremely low at this point.
But he still plays with his friends. Pretend is seeming more and more like the only time he can be a hero.Of course, sometimes quirks wake up in the oddest ways.
“lets play heroes!”
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Four shall ride by PigeonMailDandelionMerchant
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jul 2019
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Listen, you can take the celestial weapons from the kid. But you can't take the fire. Don't try. They'll go for you knee-caps.
This is really more meta musings than anything else. I read one (1) passage from the book of revelations and this happened.
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Nicolò looks sheepish. "I killed you yesterday, and you awoke at the same time, the same place. But when I die, I wake at different times, different places. This bolt," he tosses it to Yusuf and it lands in the dirt by his knee, "it killed me yesterday, but I woke up many years from now. I lived several lifetimes in those places before returning here and pulling it from my neck."
Nicky's lives and deaths are different. He is unstuck from time - at every death he revives into a different point in his life. Each time he is struck down he wonders, will he awaken to deserts and swords? Will it be gunshots in cities? Joe and Nicky build a fractured life together, falling in love across two different sets of centuries, then patiently waiting for the other to fall in love too. He meets the rest of their little family out of order, but they still build a family around Nicky's involuntary time-traveling.
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05 Aug 2025
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I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You(rovision) by DrottenDrottzen
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2025
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“Uh…Joe?” Booker looks over to him too, then kicks his foot. “Joe?”
“...I am going to marry that man.” Joe says, with heavy conviction and solemness.
A love story told through the viewfinder of social media. A story about love, music and finding the other half of your heart across the world, through the Internet.
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A Eurovision fic, told through snippets of online media. Joe competes for the Netherlands. Nicky competes for Italy. Joe goes viral simping over Nicky. Romance ensues.Bookmarked by PigeonMailDandelionMerchant
19 Jul 2025
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Jerusalem had fallen. Now, on top of the indignity of having to walk - walk! - to Alexandria to avoid getting shot out of the sky, Yusuf al-Kaysani has the double misfortune of being saddled with a filthy, empty-headed, exasperating Frank who doesn't even seem to know what his wings are for.
But after an explosion of temper reveals something about his enemy that Yusuf could never have fathomed in a thousand years, Yusuf finds himself looking at his companion in a whole new light. Suddenly tasked with helping Nicolo achieve a dream, an unexpected spark of compassion is born, that leads to forgiveness, to friendship, to all and more.
Every love story is a kind of dance.
Or - Yusuf and Nicolo live in a world where everyone has wings. It changes a lot about their world, and nothing about them.
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18 Jul 2025
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When I found out surprise parties were real things humans actually did and not just made up for media, I was so upset my performance reliability dropped to 96%. It had been a bad day for me. I try to respect the humans in my life, but as a species they make it difficult.
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29 Mar 2025
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the wicked witch by ManofMud for VengefulBlue, heckblade
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
25 Dec 2024
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ALONE ON THANKSGIVING? MAD AT YOUR PARENTS?
My name is Evan, and I am a 26-year-old felon without a high school degree. I drive a dirty old van that's three years older than me and is painted to look like an American Kestrel. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 30 depending on how recently I've shaved. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar.
If you'd love to torment your family this holiday season, I'm game to be your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving. We can pretend to be in a long or serious relationship, or I can be your one-night stand you met last week. Whatever you think will infuriate them the most. I am bisexual but willing to play at straight or gay depending on the best vibe for the situation.
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Five times Evan Kelmp tagged along for someone else's holiday dinner and one time where he doesn't.
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- Part 26 of Mud Writes Mismag
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06 Dec 2024