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    My Shane is a little bit like a prickly kitten, he can admit to himself, fondly, as he dozes off. In the quiet of his own head, he concedes that his love for cats did grow bigger after growing closer to Shane. He thinks of a sleep-rumpled Shane, hair sticking up at the sides, sweet face narrowed into grumpy compliance. Shane would be the kind of cat who’d narrow their eyes in suspicion at a stretched-out hand, but his twitching tail would belie his attempt at disinterest. Though I wish it was as easy to know what he is thinking as it is with an actual cat.

    or: Be careful (or not) what you wish for.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Shane wakes up to an empty bed and whining, only to find his husband in their closet looking for a hat. He doesn't realize why...that is until he sets his eyes on the tail.

     

    Inspired by the tweet: mmm craving a puppy ilya crack fic where he magically gets ears and tail and can’t hide any of his emotions because they react too expressively idk who said that

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    01 Apr 2026

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    What if Shane and Ilya did have their first time in the room right next door to Scott Hunter?

    And what happens if things get a little out of hand?

     

    “Ronzanov.” Shane mumbles into the pillow.

    “You killed me. I am dead.”

    “Rozanov.” He says as sternly as he can with his voice muffled. “The bed.”

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Cliff Marlow learned two things when the video of Rozanov and Hollander kissing got leaked; one was that Roz was not straight, and the second was that his boy had pulled NHL's number one player, and Canada's golden boy, Shane fucking Hollander!

    However, the statement Rozanov and Hollander release a few days later has Cliff questioning his old friend and wingman. Notably the part about them being in a long term committed relationship.

    Because last All Stars game, when Cliff had knocked on Roz's hotel room door to try to get him to go out like old times, Roz wouldn't even open the door when he declined since he had a woman in his room. Cliff had even heard her moan.

    Roz had cheated on Hollander.

    This realization was stressing him out. And try as he might, it's not something he can ignore when the next All Stars game comes around. Not when Roz is kissing his husband like he's not a lying cheater.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    "The cat has long, mostly black fur with a white patch on its fluffy chest. An abundance of long white whiskers adorn its cheeks and brows. The cat draws in panicked breaths as it looks up at Ilya.

    And—wait a minute. Ilya knows those eyes. Those eyes are as familiar to him as his own, even with newly slitted pupils. And the fur? Ilya has no doubt it’s an exact match to the straight black locks that normally sit atop Shane’s head. Well—normally only on Shane’s head. And, well, a few other places too, but that was a thought for when Shane wasn’t a cat.

     

    Or, Shane gets cursed and turns into a cat in Ilya's Boston apartment.

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    26 Mar 2026