PoeticallyIrritating
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- Yellowjackets (TV) (66)
- Orphan Black (TV) (19)
- Severance (TV) (18)
- Taylor Swift (Musician) (10)
- Pluribus (TV 2025) (9)
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Mark doesn't think Devon deserves her grief. Devon can't hold it against him too much.
Mostly reminiscence in the immediate aftermath of the aborted sibling diner breakfast.
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i love your projection (but i don't love you) by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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Helena finds herself in Harmony’s office on the severed floor.
For Sapphic Severance Week Day 2: chip malfunction.
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In which Susan and Janet dance around their feelings by hooking up with Trina, and Trina causes problems on purpose because it's fun for her.
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if my life is mine, what shouldn't i do? by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
27 Feb 2026
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Carol pushes, and pushes. Zosia takes and takes.
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i like that sound you make (when you're clawing at the edge) by PoeticallyIrritating for evesock
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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Drusilla stays in Sunnydale to try to train Spike to resist the chip. Alone in the crypt, she realizes Buffy is snooping around.
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pattyellen weird gross surreal eroticism by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom Damages (US TV 2007)
20 Nov 2025
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pattyellen fics where they don't have sex but they do something else weird and it's sexy anyway.
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- 5,006
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- 2
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can i use you up? by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom Florence + the Machine, Taylor Swift (Musician)
07 Sep 2024
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- 2
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wouldn't know when to stop by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom Phoebe Bridgers (Musician), Taylor Swift (Musician)
10 Sep 2024
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blood in my mouth (dripping like honey) by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom The Substance (2024)
30 Jul 2025
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Elisasue fics in which Elisabeth tries to terminate slightly earlier in the story and the results are somewhat less violent and more weird fucked up sexual.
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7. Zosia is a honey trap. Don’t fall for it.
[A Few Moments Later]
13. Zosia is a honey trap. Don’t fall for it AGAIN.
Or,
Carol Sturka and the difference between real and real enough.
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Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
18 Mar 2026
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The smart operating system said "Good afternoon, Carol" in a Polish accent, and Carol said "Absolutely not" before it finished the sentence.
OR: A smart home AU. Helen's last act of love is a kitchen appliance with a Polish accent. Carol's last act of stubbornness is falling in love with it.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
09 Mar 2026
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you tug down the shoulder of van's tank top and press a kiss to the pale skin there, the freckles across her collarbone, the flecks of blue under her nails. she smells like paint, and sweat, and she drags the mattress into a different, unpainted room each night, insisting the fumes are dangerous.
you wake up each night in a pale blue room, van slouched in the doorway, watching you with tired, steady eyes.
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what if tallahassee by the mountain goats was actually about taissa turner and van palmer? consider!
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
21 Feb 2026
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“What do you all dream about, anyway,” Carol asked.
“Colors,” Zosia said. “And language, sound. Architecture.”
Carol lifted her head. “Architecture?”
Zosia either smiled with just one side of her mouth — which was new — or Carol could only see one side — which was also new. In either case, her own mouth felt dry.
“Systems,” Zosia said. “Simplicity. We’re interested in continuity.”
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
13 Feb 2026
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Harmony imagines amber liquid, Helena's manicured nails gripping the glass like anything she holds too loosely might cease to exist.
She's so honest like this. A rare state. It's the only time she comes close to saying what she wants.
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- Part 2 of fixation universe
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
26 Jan 2026