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Witch, Please by TheHarvest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense
Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.
Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.
Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.
All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.
She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.
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08 Dec 2025
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Baby Bat: The Gotham Years by Totter4
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Dec 2025
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Wayne Manor is thrown into turmoil when Bruce Wayne unexpectedly acquires a third child—one with no records, no family, and a past she refuses to explain. Bruce, Alfred, Jason, and Dick must navigate the impossible task of raising Mia, a three-year-old who mistrusts everyone, resists every routine, and clings to strange habits that make no sense in their world. The Batcave can handle assassins and arsonists, but tantrums, nightmares, and sparkly boots test even Gotham’s Dark Knight.
But before she was Mia Wayne, she was Euphemia Black—the hidden daughter of Sirius Black and cousin to Harry Potter. Now stranded in the Muggle world, Mia carries grief too big for her small body: the death of her mother, the loss of James and Lily Potter, and the disappearance of her father. Magic lingers at her fingertips, a secret she cannot reveal, even as she struggles to live without it.
Caught between two worlds, Mia must survive in a house of strangers who desperately want to be her family, even when she insists they are not. And Bruce—who knows everything about fear but nothing about bedtime stories—must protect a child who doesn’t believe she’s safe, and may never learn how to be.
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- Part 1 of Baby Bat
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07 Dec 2025
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Harry finds himself in a parallel universe travelling into the body of his counterpart, who happens to be the daughter of notorious gangster, James Potter. James is embroiled in a long-standing feud with rival mobster Tom Riddle, and in a bid to end the conflict, they agree that Harry and Tom will marry. This arrangement serves as a guarantee for peace between the two families.
Having spent years as a battle-hardened war commander in his own universe, Harry is now adjusting to the unfamiliar life of a young woman in 1954. He is indifferent towards Tom Riddle and views the prospect of marrying him as nothing more than a bizarre and amusing inconvenience. On the other hand, Tom Riddle is confused by the insane behaviour of his supposedly demure wife.- Language:
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26 Oct 2025
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Elizabeth Stewart loved Harry Potter. She'd grown up reading the books, and cherishing that world of fantasy. And she was laying in bed reading when it happened. Her room was dark and her mind was silent.
When she awoke, she was in the body of a young teenage witch, Aliena Greengrass.All she had to do was avoid Tom Riddle and get back to her own world. To find a way back to her family, where no magic existed.
If only the universe was on her side.
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- Part 1 of How the Cuckoo Ticks
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20 Oct 2025
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Children’s hair sometimes changes color as you grow. When he’s young enough for it not to be unusual, but old enough to know he’ll get in trouble for doing something ‘freakish’ again, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair.
It changes everything about who he identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily turns out to be a much better influence.
So instead of seeing a scruffy, most-likely-muggleborn boy standing beside him in Madam Malkin's before their first year, Draco only has eyes for the scarlet-haired, green-eyed creature who just walked into his life. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive Hogwarts.Story Discord: https://discord.gg/8b7zt5PBHp
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14 Oct 2025