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He’d tried to hold off for as long as he could. Fight the instincts. Tried to sustain himself on the nearby wildlife and occasional scraps the others left him.
But that didn’t happen.As Pyro stood over the still body of his first kill, adrenaline coursing through his veins, still-warm blood drying on his mouth and chin, he didn’t know how to feel.
The man in front of him – a horrific mix of gore and viscera painting the floor, a corpse ripped to shreds in a frenzied attempt to consume every last drop – exemplified this.It was worse than murder. It was a violent slaughter. No respect for the person. It was worse than the fate they — humans — gave to livestock.
So fixated on his bloodied hands, Pyro never heard Scott enter.
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Scott punishing Pyro after he kills Martyn fic so that I can play with fucked up vampire dynamics very much inconsistent with canon, I have only seen two eps. This was fully inspired by @emet-selch-apologism's muzzle art
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“Shoot me.”
Dazai closed his eyes, feeling almost giddy at the possibility of death that laid ahead of him; Assuming he was wrong, which he almost assuredly was not.
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“You know that was a ridiculously stupid fucking move right?”
Those were the first words Meerkatnip said to him upon his return. Her tone was dry as ever to the normal listener, but Nic almost thought he caught at least a hint of concern.-
Conversation between MK and Nic post season 1 (I think - sorry there's too many events in woods for me to remember the exact timeline, it's kinda vague about the details)
(Prompt was from the whumpril 2024 prompt list Day 5: Reckless. Credit to @whumpril on tumblr for that list!)
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Liars Are Not Believed Even When They Speak the Truth by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Aug 2025
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Placing his elbows on the folder and clasping his hands in front of his face, he looked straight at both of the teens.
“I have a new job for you two. Recently we’ve intercepted some messages between one of our weapons dealers and a new group working out of Osaka Bay. It seems for the past few months, some of our arms have been being redirected over there. There isn’t much known about the leader, just that he goes by the name ‘A’. We’re working on the assumption he’s a skill user, but nobody’s been able to get close enough to figure out what it could be.
“I want you both to go investigate the situation discreetly, and take out the necessary targets before they start to encroach more on our territory. Leave for Osaka tomorrow and be ready for when the next shipment arrives.”--
Eventual soukoku a/b/o mission fic with angst and hurt/comfort
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The Russian, the Suicide and the Angry by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2025
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Coming in, Fyodor beelined to Dazai’s lap, sitting on it and facing Chuuya, smirking.
Chuuya, still scowling, began to feel jealous like never before. That was his Dazai lap. It wasn’t like it was comfortable or anything. Dazai is all bone, no muscle, no frills. But Chuuya’s got muscle. How can Fyodor, boney-boy #2 even sit there? It’s like stacking two folding chairs on top of one another, except more sexy.“Get off him.” Chuuya growled.
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Crack...There's nothing more to say
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Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2025
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Musketeers Modern AU by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandom d'Artagnan Romances (Three Musketeers Series) - All Media Types, The Musketeers (2014)
25 Feb 2021
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Series of one-shots in the same universe, bc I'm not good at coming up with a single plot XD
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The plan for this is to have multiple one-shot / few chapter fics all in the same universe, bc I love modern aus but don't want to have to come up with an over arching plot.
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