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If You Want A Job Done Right, Do It Yourself by Punk_Out
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2025
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Historically, when Alastor's libido decided to become unruly enough to make itself a problem, Alastor has used his shadow to find a suitable partner and take care of their problem while Alastor himself conducts business. It's a typically pain free process, quick and easy, over before anyone finishes because, historically, Alastor has no patience for graceless humping.
This time, the damned thing has decided to pursue the biggest prey around, and the King of Hell proves to be one more exception to Alastor's rules.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Play
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There’s no stronger force than Randy Marsh’s fatherly self-wanking, not even his family’s disapproval or his son’s furious humiliation.
OR: a study in what Not to do when you come home to hear your child having very energetic intercourse with an unknown individual.
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A series of unconnected ficlets based off of a series of prompts.
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Summer Plights, Summers Delights by Punk_Out
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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Hank paused on the edge of the wood, leaning comfortably against a tree to observe his fellows play and roughhouse without censor. Angel flitted effortlessly above the water, wings shimmering in the heat, dodging the mighty waves Raven was generating. On the dock, Alex and Sean were grappling, trying to overturn the other and tip him into the chill embrace of the water. It was clear to Hank that Alex was restraining himself mightily, barely budging even as Sean turned red from exertion and frustration. Hank chuffed softly, affection and amusement warring for dominance in his chest.
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The one where Kakashi is an awkward turtle and Iruka enjoys making his life difficult.
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- Part 2 of We're going to Hell in a handbasket
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New Orleans, 1933:
Alastor fits in a second deal before pushing up daisies.
A deal with the literal Devil.
(Or: Luci wants a baby, and Al doesn't think this one through)
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For what Lucifer pulls out is a sizeable glass jar and a doll. The doll is the size of Lucifer's hand, hard plastic that looks uncannily like him. It has every detail, right down to his cane. Except it's squashed, taking his lengthy frame and condensing it into a rounded cute thing. Marketable, his mind supplies.
Angel looses it. He laughs loudly, jostling Lucifer as he slaps his back with every guffaw. "I dunno if ya get it but I couldn't resist," he says.
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In which Charlie accidentally wingmans for her father, and Alastor gains a new fixation.
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Unrestrained Devotion by PhoenixArising for MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2024
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“How do you forget about someone in the middle of sex?” Mimzy squawked.
“He’s very distractible, and we weren’t in the middle of sex, technically.”Lucifer ties Alastor up, it doesn't go according to plan.
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In an earlier version of hell a little bit to the left, a slightly younger Alastor is invited by the Queen to play piano for the royal court. He catches the attention of the King for another reason. Alastor finds himself seduced despite his best efforts. And yes, the Queen is enjoying the show.
A continuation of part 9 of my Kinktober series.