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    “You will not be so nice when we beat you,” Ilya told Shane Hollander, holding onto his hand, not letting him pull away. Not yet.

    But Hollander’s brow furrowed, not in anger but in confusion. “Ah, um, sorry,” Hollander said. “Merci. My English is bad. Worse… than you. Maybe slower?” And he leaned in, like that would help him understand.

    Ilya’s eyebrows rose, and his smile widened.

    Or, Ilya Rozanov grew up in Russia. Shane Hollander was raised in France. When they first meet, neither of them can speak English very well. Somehow, it’s easier to understand each other when words aren’t getting in the way.

    (Stand-alone remix of “I’m Reading Your Lips (You’re Speaking My Language)” but this time neither of them are native English speakers, and learning a new language is sort of like falling in love, if you think about it.)

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    mary @hollandaze
    ARE SHANE AND ILYA ON THE NEW MEETCUTESNYC???

    shreya @snoopyilya
    WAIT THEY’VE BEEN HOOKING UP SINCE 2009. WHAT THE FUCK.

    isabella @ilyalosophy
    HOW DID WE JUST FIND THIS OUT AT 3PM ON A RANDOM TUESDAY

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    Shane and Ilya run into a popular Instagram interviewer with predictably adorable results.

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    Nikolai Hollander-Rozanov is a very quiet, sweet boy.

    Nobody has any idea where he got that from.

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    “Fuck, that’s good. You feel so good,” Shane moans above him.

    He pulls him down again, and this time he holds him there, his hands firm on Ilya’s head. Instinctively, Ilya fights it, his throat spasming around the intrusion, and he tries to pull off, but Shane holds him there.

    “Ah, ah. No. That’s not how you say it’s too much. You tap my leg, remember?”

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    Immediate sequel to 'I Keep Telling Myself, I'm not the Desperate Type'
    Stoner frat boy Ilya x cool, jock Shane

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