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    After stumbling and falling in the game against the Centaurs, Shane is accused by his teammates and the Montreal Metros management team of throwing the game to Ilya as a result of their relationship being exposed after the FanMail incident.
    Shane is forced to give a post-game interview in the midst of a dissociative episode.
    Until an incriminating question from a reporter causes the rubber band inside him to snap, and Shane says all the things he shouldn't say.
    Except that he actually should.

    Or,
    aka the author ranting about the Montreal Metros/Voyageurs being assholes.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    An exploration of the first few months of Ilya and Shane’s “official” relationship, featuring Shane’s extremely supportive parents who do not do anything by half measures. Starts in September 2017.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Being famous means that a lot of people develop certain perceptions of you.

    Ilya Rozanov generally doesn't mind this. He has, after all, spent years curating that very perception.

    He minds it a lot more when people have certain misunderstandings about his husband, and sets out to rectify them in his signature chaotic way.

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    Or; 4 times Ilya taught the world about his husband, and one time Shane did.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    the boys take on every popular YouTube internet format we can think of

    OR Ilya and Shane read thirst tweets

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    12 Mar 2026