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Imagine Kandomere accidentally meeting your family.
The reader is out enjoying a day off with their relatives and runs into a familiar face from work.
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Paralysis by RenegadePisces
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Dec 2013
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Written for this prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme: Kili's bitten by some venomous creature. He's administered the antidote but, a side-effect of the meds leave him paralyzed for several hours. He's still able to hear, see, and be aware of everything that goes on around him, but he's unable to move or speak. Thranduil stays with and comforts him during this time.
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Size Matters by RenegadePisces
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Dec 2013
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Written for this prompt at the Hobbit Kink Meme: Thranduil has a really big cock. When he and Kili have sex for the first time, it hurts so much that Kili literally cries from the pain. Not beta-ed, but given a quick proofread at 2am.
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Not Every Trilogy by RenegadePisces
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
02 Jan 2013
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Gandalf heads to the home of Bungo Baggins and Belladonna Took after Thorin and the High Council charge him with finding a dwarf-burglar, and Bilbo is faced with the harrowing choice of letting his frail, ill father take up the quest, or going himself to help the dwarves of Durin's line reclaim Erebor from an invading orc army.
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A Most Unsuitable Match by RenegadePisces
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Dec 2012
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This, Thorin thought as he glowered across the campfire at the hobbit, is exactly why Dwarf-Hobbit couplings were unheard of and unmentioned. After a chain of misunderstandings, Gandalf, and the dwarves offer to help, and by help I mean rig every situation so that Bilbo and Thorin have to share the same space until they get along. They just didn't figure on a few other developments coming out of their meddling.
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The cheap revolver that Ajay Ghale trained on the convenience store clerk that day was never supposed to be loaded.
But it was, and a tragic accident in the middle of his armed robbery attempt certainly looked an awful lot like cold-blooded murder instead. That and the fact that he panicked and fled across state lines is how he now finds himself sentenced to life without parole at the ripe old age of twenty-seven.
And Ajay's not even an inmate of Stockard Federal Penitentiary for a whole day before he manages to catch the notice of some weird older guy named Pagan.
Maybe the wrong kind of notice.
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19 Aug 2020
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Hannibal has some old friends over for dinner. In fact, friends so old, they are from another lifetime.
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29 Sep 2013
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Fourteen Pieces of Unsolicited Advice...And One Time Thorin Asked What He Should Do by cc62827
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
14 Jan 2013
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“Well, if he does appear, I can think of a few better uses for him than burglar.” His tone held a hint of lavaciousness that caught my attention. I looked sharply at him. I knew exactly which direction Dwalin’s thoughts lay. Less than a third of all dwarfs were women, and physically, they could hardly be distinguished from dwarf men until their braes came off. Even in the presence of a dwarf woman, few dwarfs regardless of sex wanted the time and distraction of marriage. Dwarf society recognized no gender constraint archetypes to consider in the slaking of our physical needs.
Dwalin continued with a blithe chuckle, interrupting my thoughts. “Best to make him earn his keep on his back. Instead of burglary, he can offer his services in the form of bugga—”
“Enough!” I interrupted sharply, drawing myself up to my full height and laying a hand on the hilt of my sword. “Listen to me very carefully. No one touches the Hobbit.” I let my eyes harden. “Anyone who tries will answer to me.”
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