Rhymeswithbeer



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    Cliff Marleau gets assigned to keep the new Russian rookie out of trouble. Fifteen years later, he gives a speech at Ilya's wedding.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    The beauty marks on Ilya's throat look like the Big Dipper. Shane doesn't know many constellations, but he knows that one.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.

    The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.

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    5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Ilya (12:22 AM):
    What does your soul mark say?

    Shane (12:24 AM):
    Really?

    Ilya (12:24 AM):
    Yes, really. It has been 24 minutes since it appeared

    Ilya (12:40 AM):
    Hello?!?!?!

    Shane (12:41 AM):
    I was getting off the bus you impatient prick.
    Are you always this annoying?

    Ilya (12:42 AM):
    Yes. You know this, now tell me.

    Shane (12:44 AM):
    Okay.

    Ilya (12:48 AM):
    WHAT DOES YOUR SOUL MARK SAY??

    Shane (12:49 AM):
    IT JUST SAYS OKAY!

    Ilya (12:50 AM):
    It's me, I knew it 🥰

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    In a world where your soulmate's first words appear on your body on your 20th birthday, Shane Hollander is disappointed to have gotten such a mundane word. Ilya Rozanov is thrilled.

    Now available in Russian thanks to the incredible withergloww!!

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    17 Mar 2026

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    It happens against Montreal, because of course it does.

    Shane Hollander has accumulated hundreds of penalty minutes across his career, same as every other hockey player, but none have ever been from fighting.

    That is until a bad hit by his former teammates leaves his husband laid out on the ice and a comment that crosses the line has Shane dropping his gloves for the first (and hopefully last) time.

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    17 Mar 2026