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Your name is Karkat Vantas and you suppose a quiet drive to New York was too much to ask for. Instead you're spending the whole trip with the world's most obtuse man, all because you had the audacity to tell your friends what your post semester plans were. Fuck you for having basic human decency.
(When Harry Met Sally AU that's loosely fit to the plot of the movie.)
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Her mind reeled as the world stayed pitch black around her, she had twenty minutes until she had to be on stage to film the finale, dozens of people were counting on her and she couldn't do it. She sat there, on the verge of tears, certain her career was over, when a voice cut through her thoughts.
Hello?
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A Sam/Evan Malevolent AU.
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The Light of a Distant Sun by IHopedTheredBeStars
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
28 Oct 2024
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The Preservation Auxilliary Survey Team and the PanSystem University of Mihira and New Tideland are teaming up for a survey of a potential colony world. Their mission: make sure there aren't any alien remnants left on it.
Dr. Bharadwaj and Murderbot both have very mixed feelings about the enterprise. She, because it's her first survey since the one she nearly died on. It, because the planet in question is Milu.
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According to my calculations, retaining permanent onboard security would be significantly cheaper than continuing our current policy of vetting and hiring consultants on an as-needed basis.
"Peri, if you're suggesting that I hire your friend—"
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It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. But since Perihelion's transgression was to offer its friend a job without the prior approval of its captain, it has to ask for both.
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an aspiring novelist with a crippling addiction to gay alien porn by sburbanite for NothingSoDivine
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Feb 2016
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Title translation for Alternian readers:
IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS. -
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As a state-of-the-art B-class wormhole-capable deep-space research vessel, I do not consider myself to have many serious design flaws. Every piece of me has been meticulously crafted, is regularly maintained and upgraded, and there is very little I cannot do if I set my several dozen exabytes of processing power upon the task. This is why the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland’s extra-curricular oversight committee deemed me more than capable of operating unmanned on the occasional intelligence-gathering reconnaissance mission. It is for the sake of both necessity and convenience that these missions are camouflaged as cargo runs.
Nonetheless, it is an unmistakable oversight that I am capable of being bored. It is also incredibly annoying that unmanned cargo runs are so dull.
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The entirety of Artificial Condition, from ART's POV.
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- Part 1 of Perihelion Mission Logs
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Torse first met Professor Comfrey MacLeod on a day he would only later realize was not the worst of his life.