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Nothing is Gained by Not Gathering Roses by rosasynstylae for Frosticenow
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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Bilbo may be a gentlehobbit, but he knows better than to just lay about doing nothing all day. He works as a prostitute at one of the finest brothels in Hobbiton, when it suits him.
He's certainly glad of his choice of occupation when a handsome dwarrow comes in looking to lose his virginity.
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“That’s fine. I know what your friend wanted for you, but, Thorin- what do you want out of this?”
“I want Dwalin and Dís to stop nagging me about finding someone to warm my bed.” Thorin ended the statement with a small huff and Bilbo found himself biting his lip to hold back a smile. That was- it was funny.
“If that’s all you’d like, I can give you a hickey and we can play cards until it’s time to sleep.” It wouldn’t be the first time he’d done something like that, though Bilbo couldn’t deny that he was a little disappointed with the notion of missing out on sleeping with Thorin. The dwarrow was handsome. But this wasn’t about Bilbo, after all.
A flush crept down Thorin’s neck again, and he shook his head. “I- I suppose I’d also like to- to have you. To touch you.”
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Of Kin and Courtships by amethystviolist, xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Dec 2024
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In order to stay in Erebor, Bilbo must be adopted into a dwarven family, but not every dwarf is keen on that idea.
Oh, but not because they're xenophobic, quite the opposite: Everyone wants to claim their favorite hobbit burglar as their brother!
“One week,” Bifur grunted in Khuzdul.
“One week,” Dori agreed shortly.
They shook hands over the table as Bilbo tuned back into reality, and the hobbit frowned a little at the battle-ready postures on either side of the table.He should have known nothing with dwarves would ever be easy.
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15 Mar 2026
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One bagel? Two Bagel. by RevenantRaven for lisellelascelles
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Basically me trying to make the One Ring thing less angsty by applying a Vine to it. There is snow, there is Thorin, and Bibo being a snarky.
This is what happened.
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04 Mar 2026
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I Wrote This For You by TheGrayKnight
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Dec 2023
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Fíli rubbed his temples as he spoke, “To summarize, while you, Kíli, and I were unconscious and recovering from our injuries, Bilbo Baggins went back to the Shire. Yesterday, on the anniversary of the Battle of the Five Armies, you received a package from Mr. Baggins with a book and a note to have the book buried with you. Thus, you’ve learned that Bilbo Baggins has been assuming you died in the battle because of a miscommunication with members of the company and he, in fact, did not leave because he hated you like we all assumed.”
Thorin closed his eyes and nodded solemnly, “That about sums it up.”
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Patchwork Family by transmanloving
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
05 May 2022
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Bilbo and his mother used to make pumpkin scones. He makes them again many years later, for the little family he has begun to make.
A short story about parenthood (or uncle-hood rather), love, and fauntlings. As well as a recipe if you want to follow along.
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03 Mar 2026