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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    "Where is Parker?"

    "He's in the bathroom."

    Jameson fell silent again. He was clearly debating whether he believed Wade.

    "I did not kidnap him. Or murder him. Or stolen his identity."

    There, he covered the most common ones.

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    Five times Wade answered Peter's phone and one time Peter answered Wade's

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    14 Feb 2026

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    I like the authors writing and I have reason to suspect they have team red crack fics, to be investigated

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    In there 8th year at Hogwarts Draco and Harry set aside animosity and Draco aims to leave Harry alone and have a peaceful year. Of course, Harry stirs shit up but it all ends up well.

    Or Harry took up necromancy as a hobby and Draco is exasperated and attracted to him.

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    30 Jun 2024

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    The good kush

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    Harry Potter and Tom Riddle (Voldemort) are stuck in a time loop.

    They make it everyone else's problem.

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    29 Jun 2024

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    The good kush

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    “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

    Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

    Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

     

    ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

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    03 Jun 2024

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    The good kush

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    02 Jun 2024

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    The good kush