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    Alastor died when he was 12 years old, having his soul already have been sold to one very powerful demon of hell, he is granted power and a very important job to kill those he is told to kill. Alastor goes decades in hell, building his reputation and up keeping the facade of him being an adult.
    When he gets a new mission to monitor the ‘Happy hotel’ and the princess of hell, things end up going in a direction he can’t control after meeting her father.
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    While children automatically go to heaven in this usual, those who (1) commit suicide and those who (2) are offered as sacrifices in deals with demons with access to Earth, will enter hell.
    Alastor, of course managed to tick both of these boxes in his 12 years of living.
    The hotel staff (and others) have to navigate this new perspective of someone they were, fighting, hating, respecting or depending on.

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    Allison Bourdeaux has known she was cooked from the moment her knife had sunken its way into the side of her father’s throat after she had finally grown tired of pretending not to see the bruises on her mother’s skin—had grown tired of having to cover up the bruises on her own skin as well.

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    Alastor is actually a teenage girl who winds up in hell and pretends to be an adult man so that she doesn't immediately get slimed out.

    Eventually after the events of season 2, she manages to piss off Lucifer so bad that he just like lowkirkenuinely transforms her into her human form as revenge and she gets found out.

    That might be an awful summary but it's funny I promise

    (Previously titled: "In Which The Radio Demon is actually a 16 Year Old Girl")

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Vox killed Val and Vel when he was firing the laser. No one stops him.
    Alastor's world vanishes in light - and then he's given a second chance, by a being he would not have expected it of.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Bruce doesn’t regret what he’s done to bring his son back, even if the price was not what he’d expected to pay.

    And in an empty house across the grounds of the manor, Tim Drake screams, his very soul torn from his body as payment for the life of another. No one is around to hear it.

    Aka: Bruce Wayne would do anything for his children. This does not mean he is a good person.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    “Pass him here, please,” Says Ganyu, who looked like it pains her to offer.
    Zhongli, to his credit, looks like he deliberates it for a moment. “No,” he says, as Ganyu wholly expects him too.
    “You…” She struggles. “Civilian, Zhongli, you must hand Barbatos to me."
    Zhongli glances at her again, then back to the sea. “...No,” He says again, with more thought behind it.

    Durin rises from the dead, and so, of course, it is Venti's problem. (And then when he decides to take a little nap about it, it becomes Zhongli's problem.) (Which then, of course, makes it everyone else's problem.)

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    19 Mar 2026