Sassyburger
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In Memoriam: Let's Make Brownies (and learn to parent along the way) by Sassyburger
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Feb 2023
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Aizawa and Present Mic carry on a tradition started by their departed friend, Shirakumo Oboro, which is a fancy way to say they make edibles and bang.
Add in Yamada having a filthy mouth, Aizawa being totally into it, Shinsou having the world's worst timing, and lots of married banter and you can make a whole weekend out of it.
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After they explore Aeor together, Caleb asks Essek to move in. It takes Essek ... A while to figure out exactly what he means.
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19 Feb 2026
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It starts like this: Essek, in a fit of lonely idiocy, agrees to partake in a honeypot scheme with the Mighty Nein. It goes about as smoothly as he should have expected.
It evolves to this: by decree of Deirta Thelyss, Verin is tasked with protecting his brother and his brother’s friends(??) as they parlay with the Children of Malice over the diplomatic incident they caused. Verin remembers his brother being much more of an aloof douche and much less of a floating disaster.
Or: In a reality where the Mighty Nein do a stop in Xhorhas prior to meeting up with DeRogna, Essek agrees to help with one side quest and ends up with a lover, a brother, and a fight with a god.
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18 Feb 2026
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“Would you be able to give me any advice on,” Dorian tried, failed, and restarted, “well, the thing is—"
“Polymorph?” Essek suggested, with just the barest upward curl of his lip. “To keep you largely the same, yes, but with certain anatomical changes, for the sake of—"
“Gods, yes, yes, what in all—did Orym tell you?"
“He didn’t need to.”
Essek gives Dorian Polymorph lessons, and both of them have an educational time. Then, Caleb and Orym help test the results.
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10 Feb 2026
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The end of the world was fast approaching, and everyone but Dorian was falling in quick, desperate love.
Dorian goes looking for something, and he finds Essek, who has returned to Vasselheim in disguise alongside his partner. Caleb Widogast is kind, charming, handsome, and Essek has a few interesting things to say about his predilections.
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07 Feb 2026
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"It’s a beautiful day at the Soltryce Academy—the sky is vibrant and the trees rustle with the gentlest of winds as Caleb begins his impromptu Transmutation lecture outside. From the building on the edge of the grounds he hears a muffled bell tolling for fifth period. Somewhere in the distance, a student begins to whistle.
At that moment, Caleb feels at peace.
At that moment, a Purple Worm bursts forth from the soil directly in front of him, and all of his plans for a pleasant afternoon are promptly dashed."
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Caleb and Essek have finally settled down - more or less. While the beloved and somewhat eccentric Professor Widogast is busy inciting small student-scale riots and teaching tiny wizards morals, Essek spends his days lounging around the house, drinking wine and experimenting with the exotic concept of 'cooking his own meals'. They are pretty sure life is great - until two pre-teen assassins crash-land into the middle of the Soltryce Academy and demand the former Shadowhand be surrendered to their custody. What are the two internationally in/famous mages to do? The answer will shock absolutely no one.- Language:
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01 Feb 2026