Say_527
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- Hip Hop RPF (4)
- Horrible Histories (4)
- British Comedy RPF (2)
- Horrible Histories RPF (2)
- Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF (2)
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别去回忆一次“不得不”的性经历，即使魔法让你显得情有可原，即使你意外找到一个太合格的情人，即使你真的、真的，很想再来一次。
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格雷格在嗑药，艾利克斯在打针，这个世界有极大的问题，但无所谓我们如何想。
*Fork/Cake 设定
*时间设置为2018年，S06-S07之间Series
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布莱恩不敢回想自己做了什么，但丹敢想敢做。
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 9,300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 24
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克里斯不知道会发生什么，他从白天待到晚上，密闭的小屋里，夜晚下落的情况不为人知。
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爱是一种实感，而非代指不清的比喻。艾瑞尔缩在自己造的那一方穹顶下，在这个宏大的概念里浑水摸鱼。
Recent series
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不以俗套喻 / Unusual in Ways Clichés Never Are by Say_527
Fandom British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
14 Feb 2026
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我希望我无话可说，但我真是说了太多。
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- 61,086
- Works:
- 2
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Alex has spent a good chunk of his life apologising. They are English, after all. Greg shouldn't spare it a second thought. But there's something about how apologetic he gets on feeding nights that Greg can't help but take personally.
Bookmarked by Say_527
15 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
吸血鬼alex我的天哪。。。。我的天哪写得太完美了这是神吧😭😭😭😭😭😭关于血的性的笨拙的。。。。好美的对峙与情绪
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Only Once You Two Have Parted by Anonymous for Vernacula
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
07 Feb 2026
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“Each player writes a message to the other.”
“Yeah.”
“Fold, and exchange.”
“Okay.”
“Open only once you two have parted.”
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- Part 129 of Taskmaster Collection
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Greg takes a deep drag from his vape, mostly to keep from doing something stupid like press his face against the icy glass as he watches Alex take a swig of his beer, watches his throat bob as he swallows, watches him wipe the back of his hand across his mouth before laughing once more.
He feels like a boy at Christmas time, peering through the shop window at the toy he knows he’s not going to wake up to on Christmas morning, no matter how much he might want it.
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- Part 127 of Taskmaster Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,191
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 47
- Kudos:
- 79
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 487
Bookmarked by Say_527
28 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
对对对对对对对就是这个味就是这个焦虑的不安定的单恋倾向的又具有普世性魅力的gd。。。。。。。。。。就是这个将一切轻拿轻放的ah。。。。。
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The moment Greg's phone lit up with "Mum" on the caller ID, he should have let it go to voicemail. He really, really should have.
-Greg takes over a gardening job at a bird sanctuary to help out a friend of his mum's. There he meets the oddly charming owner and caretaker, Alex Horne. It doesn't take long for Greg to develop a little crush on Alex... One might say he's hedge over heels for the man.
Bookmarked by Say_527
24 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
好好的作品……感觉自己在读当代爱情小说，好喜欢这种作者明显喜欢某一领域并且能行云流水写下去的感觉，追更……😭
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“I brought you coffee—” Greg broke off, raising both eyebrows as he saw Alex still in bed. “Are you just now waking up?”
“I overslept!” Alex told him, his tone and pitch roughly akin to a very small dog yelping in sheer terror. He scrambled madly out of bed, casting about for his clothes from where he’d, like an idiot, casually chucked them the night before without a single care in the world. “My alarm—”
“I turned your alarm off,” Greg said, still in that same calm tone. “Figured you could do with the extra sleep and you’ve always got about eight backups set.”
“Yes,” Alex says tersely, pulling his jeans on backwards. “I do. In my hotel room. Where I am not.”
Series
- Part 126 of Taskmaster Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,275
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 82
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 518
Bookmarked by Say_527
23 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
萌得我好想哭。。。。。。。。如此萌如此萌，太暖心太甜蜜了。。。这个overthink的lah简直完美。。。