Schemist



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    Some short fics I wrote on the AWAU Discord server which didn't feel long enough or polished enough to post as their own fics. They won't make much sense without having read The Accidental Warlord and His Pack

    The AWAU server can be a silly place, and that's all the justification I'm going to give for these silly stories.

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    "A great honor," they called it. To be given the chance to win victory for the Empire as one of the seven knights chosen to battle in this sun-forsaken ring.

    It would have been more honest to call it a death sentence.

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    Fiyero really needs to learn to proofread his texts before he sends them.

    Because now, thanks to the joys of autocorrect, Fiyero's family is somehow under the impression that he's dating Elphaba, and worse, they're expecting her to join him in the Vinkus for Lurlinemas.

    Because Elphaba is a great friend, she agrees to go along with the ruse.

    It's just like something out of those cheesy, sappy Lurlinemas movies on the Quillark channel that Galinda loves- a couple pretend to be in love. Except those ones always end with the couple falling in love for real. And there's no way that's ever going to happen.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Elphaba had no friends. She didn't see The Ozian Pen Pal Program changing that any time soon. However, when she begins an unexpectedly profound correspondence with a match known only to her as Yero, she must make a choice. Is letting someone know the real you worth the risk...or is it safer to live your life anonymously? AU. Fiyeraba.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    “You know, you could just show off your magic in front of Morrible again and we can skip all this,” Fiyero whispered to her, wrapping an arm around her waist.

    “I’d rather stay off of her radar, thank you very much. When I destroy both her and the wizard, I’d rather they not see it coming,” Elphaba whispered back, failing to keep the vitriol out of her voice.

    Or: Elphaba and Fiyero travel back in time from Dorothy's 'defeat' of the wicked witch. Things are going to be better this time around.

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    04 Dec 2025