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    A series of one-shots delving into pivotal moments depicted in my fic "Neon Notes," wherein V and Judy navigate their rekindled connection through a collection of text messages following V's two-year coma.

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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Dani 8:22PM: Very funny, Owen.
    Owen 8:26PM: owen?
    Owen 8:26PM: hate to tell you this, but i think you have the wrong number

    This isn’t Owen’s usual brand of humor. He’s more inclined to puns and wordplay.
    Dani scans over the number—once, twice, then… oh no. 

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    Or: the one where Jamie and Dani become modern day penpals.

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    25 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    For the longest time, Vincent was never afraid of death. He wasn't scared, or worried, or even remotely thinking about it. He's still young, in his prime and has his whole life ahead of him. He's faced down Corpos, rival clan members, anything you can think of, he's probably sent some hot lead towards it.

    His sister was just like him, they were twins after all. If she was afraid of death, she never vocalized it, probably never even thought about it.

    And yet, after a job goes wrong, his sister is just a few feet from death's door, and there's seemingly nothing he could do about it. Well, he'll be damned if that's all that people have to say about it.

    Because there's not one bastard that fucks with his big sister and gets away with it.

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    Male V and Female V are twins! Includes fluffy sibling bonding and love, some slight self-indulgence, and everyone's favorite undead rockerboy!

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    02 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's probably the biochip's fault, messing with her brain chemistry or whatever.

    The Relic throwing yet another fit and malfunctioning.

    Johnny fucking Silverhand's personality starting to leak through the cracks in her consciousness at last.

    Or maybe it was the bullet.

    It sure ain't anything to do with a certain braindance editor, of course.

     

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    As if searching for a way to save her life wasn't an already near hopeless endeavor, V also finds herself going through a mild sexuality crisis.

    Naturally, she blames the rockerboy in her head for it.

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    01 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Can it really be called a life when she hates every moment of it?

    Judith had resigned herself to a monotonous life in a marriage she couldn't have cared less about, until one day in the bank she found herself taken hostage by a gang of outlaws and their mysterious leader known only as V. With their ragtag crew, she learns new things about herself and sees the world in a whole new light.

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    12 Aug 2024

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    The Systems Alliance launches multiple programs as an effort to mend humanity's image to the galactic community as a whole, as well as expose the marines to other species to facilitate proactive collaboration.

    One year after enlisting and completing officer candidate school, Ensign Shepard signs up for research patrol duty as her first assignment. Doctor T'Soni signs up as part of her university's participation with the Alliance's cross-species endeavor, and it bolsters her chances to get to be able to study Prothean artifacts.

    Slight AU: Jane and Liara meet 10 years earlier before the events of Mass Effect 1.

    [Co-author/beta-reader/the most empowering woman helping me get out of my slump so that I can get back into writing again: HappyMistake. Thank you so much for reminding me what it feels like to write and for reigniting the old flame in me!]

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    03 May 2024