ScribblingSteve
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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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Hermione Granger and the Theft of Magic by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2024
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(AU) Hermione's biggest worries in life are her dissertation and her rent, at least until she drunkenly takes a stick from a green-eyed stranger and breaks what she thought were the laws of physics. Now she's facing a high-stakes, impossible test, but she's never failed a test before and isn't about to start.
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(Regency AU) The formal ball Harry has been convinced to host is even worse than he thought it would be, but he's pretty sure he's found the perfect place to hide from his adoring (this week) public...until the curses start flying. In the darkness of Potter Manor Library, Harry and a mysterious witch will finally face the hidden scars of the war and either accept damnation or find their own light.
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Harry Potter and the Beast(s)...and Draco by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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When Draco goes missing on an Auror operation and they don't want to spare the resources to look for him, Narcissa hauls Harry out of his depression to find her son. The decrepit Greengrass Manor conceals far more than Draco's fate, though, and the old enemies become unexpected allies in a fight against the Ministry, Death Eaters, and a dead man's hatred.
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Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2022
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Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though, and that discovery propels the two into a whirlwind week of legal loophole abuse, awkward lust, and weaponized Pureblood etiquette lessons.
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"Hermione? What kinda name is that? Ugh, I got a girl, bloody hell. Harry trade me." Harry hadn't even had a chance to open the scroll that had been placed in front of him before it was snatched up, and another thrown in his face. - A story told in letters.
Harry/Hermione, cute and fluffy, with just a tiny bit of drama. Super tiny.
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18 Mar 2026
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In an AU where the battle at the Department of Mysteries doesn't happen and the Ministry's reign over Hogwarts continues, Sirius sends his mirror to Hermione to help Harry through what's sure to be his most isolated summer yet. But when she unwittingly gives him an eyeful during their first call, the nature of their friendship is changed forever.
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- Part 20 of ExadeX3 Harmony Smut
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12 Mar 2026
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It was Harry, more than any of her other friends, with whom she felt at home. Harry made her feel safe and strong, and though he’d never said it in so many words, she knew he felt the same. There was almost nothing she couldn’t tell him. Their friendship, so firmly rooted in honesty and trust, had always been intense.
But the intensity of those feelings made it difficult for her to keep her attraction to Harry carefully locked away in its mental box.
In moments like this, when she was sitting close enough to see the glint in his eyes as he told a joke and smell the lingering scent of cologne on his shirt, those feelings crept out of their tightly closed box and swam through her brain.
What would it be like to gently touch the stubble on his jaw? To kiss his wine stained lips? To be held in his strong arms?
Hermione could imagine nothing better. Well, almost nothing.
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Hermione's long standing desire for her best friend finally finds its way out of the box
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19 Feb 2026
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Falling In Love Wasn't On The Menu by penthatspeaks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter of her life by opening her own café, determined to create a peaceful space away from the hustle of her past adventures. However, her journey quickly takes an unexpected turn when she hires Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, and Theodore Nott... former classmates and unlikely candidates as her employees.
Falling in love wasn't part of Hermione's plan, but sometimes the most unexpected feelings stir in the heart, and she finds herself grappling with emotions she never anticipated. As she navigates the complexities of running a café, balancing her budding relationship with the trio, and learning to trust her old rivals turned colleagues, she discovers that love often comes when you least expect it and sometimes, it’s the most delicious part of the menu.
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11 Feb 2026
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When the Duke of Wiltshire hires Miss Hermione Granger to be the new governess for his young sister and his ward, they both assume it will be like any other post.
The duke does not imagine a woman with an unknown past who makes the Manor's corrupted magic react the moment she steps foot on the grounds. And Hermione is not expecting one of her charges to be shrouded in mysteries that she feels compelled to solve, even though the duke continues to get in her way.
Set against a dying Malfoy Manor, the launching of a young lady in her first Season, and a deepening medical mystery, our favorite couple is drawn together and may find love.
But there is a problem, and it's even larger than their differences in station: the Manor is hungry, and it wants Hermione all for itself.
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- Part 2 of The Sentient House Series
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10 Feb 2026