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    They’re not quite sure exactly how it happens, just that, one morning, only days before the Idol Awards, Zoey and Rumi wake up in the wrong room. Specifically, each other’s rooms. Worse, each other’s bodies.

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    The bodyswap AU where the Honmoon is sick of the drama and forces HUNTR/X to communicate by literally forcing them to walk in each others' shoes. Naturally, it doesn't go smoothly. Eventual polytrix, somehow, despite the absolute trainwreck about to happen.

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    23 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Top shelf! Absolutely fantastic bodyswap au with some killer writing!

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus takes Knock Out on a field mission. Neither of them is happy about this.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Knockout and ultra magnus!
    Superbly well written

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Bumblebee's first impression of snow is the opposite of idyllic.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Bee and snow

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Arcee and Mikaela have a chat about stars, guardianship, Cybertron, and summer plans.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Arcee as Mikaela‘a guardian

  5. Rec *

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    "I did you guys a favor, you know."

    Zoey hummed, doing another turn, another scan of their surroundings.

    "Y'think so?"

    Rumi shifted her hands in a stretch–Zoey saw Mira's scowl harden, grip tightening on her gokdo–as the woman straightened her arms over her head. The hem of her crop-top lifted slightly, a sliver of pale flesh flashing in Zoey's periphery, teasing just above the waistline of her pants.

    Zoey definitely didn't stare.

    Too much, anyways.

    "I know so," Rumi answered after a moment, shaking her arms out. "Spiro wanted you dead."

    And then she shot Zoey a smirk, and that look was all tongue and teeth and promise.

    "But I've got more use for you alive."

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    No way Mira and Zoey could have known kidnapping one woman would cause them so much trouble, right? After all, what does a mafia boss and her loyal enforcer have to fear?

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    The demon!Rumi / mafia boss!Mira / mafia enforcer!Zoey AU.

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    11 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This goes on the top shelf fics. It's one of, if not THE best, written fics. Ever. Of all time. Yes, it is that good.

    Style, prose, dialogue and characterisation are all top-notch. This fic has it's own plot and story with tension and drama. (hence the top shelf)

    Dark Mafia AU fic. Fantastically written, I cannot stress enough, it's like a novel.

    It has a lotta angst and gore and smut (normally big no from me but the fic is just THAT good)