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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    The stupid things happen when he’s on break, for example:

    “A customer grabbed a crab bare-handed from the tank, got bit, and now wants to sue me specifically. On what grounds can I kill him.” while Norton’s on his second bite of his burger.

    “Guys don’t panic, but someone’s giving birth by the canned foods aisle and I think it's twins” in the middle of his cup noodles. What the hell do you even do here?

    “So a kid went on all fours crawling into one of the bathroom stalls that's occupied and now the mom is blaming me that her son got kicked in the face. In what universe does that make sense.” he hasn’t even gone out to buy his lunch yet.

    And of course,

    “Hey guys, there’s a bunch of hockey mask guys upfront asking me to open the cash register. I think we’re being robbed.” At that point, Norton just accepted that he’ll never have a normal lunch. He’s sold his soul to customer service, he’s just gotta deal with it at this point.

    You know, normal morning stuff that usually happens in a small town.

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    TLDR: Did you know butterflies feed on decaying animals? I didn't. Neither did Norton tbh.

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    11 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    An AU in which Andrew accidentally summoned a demon with a bite on his tongue and a napkin. Strange things sure happen.

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    A/N: Canonically, Andrew is a grave keeper. That job requires a lot of manual labor and endurance, so I’m certain that Andrew by no means could be physically weak, despite being an albino and all (also being an albino DOESN’T have the same meaning with being weak at all). I’ll keep that inference and I’m writing a strong Andrew here; so if you want to see a fragile, delicate Andrew, please skip my story. Otherwise, thank you for stopping by and I hope you will enjoy this!

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 1

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    Oops...Luca finally realized that his gf had left.

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    13 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 4

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    kalr marx an engles share a bed (small because communism) and kiss

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    25 Oct 2025

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    The cruelest thing about the Nameless was that they made it so easy to pretend that Sunday belonged. They fed that greedy, stupid, childish thing that cried out from within him, tossing enough scraps of amity for him to piece them together into something that felt like home. The curtains only closed when Sunday lay awake at night and stared at the ceiling of the bedroom that wasn’t really his, and he remembered that it started like this and could only end like this: with him, alone in the dark.

    Sunday is found by the Astral Express Crew after fleeing Penacony. He accepts their offer to join, and realizes that

    a. fitting into this tight-knit group is likely impossible
    b. trouble finds the Trailblazers no matter where they go.

    or, the chronicle of the Astral Express trying, failing, and trying again to fit Sunday into their family.

    Russian translation (courtesy of the lovely K_A_M_A) can be found here!

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    18 Oct 2025