SheldarpCauseFuvkIt

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  1. Summary

    In part one I’ve cast Steve as William, Dustin & Erica as Wat & Roland collectively, and last but most certainly not least Eddie as Geoffrey Chaucer.

    Eventually my plans/hopes for whenever I continue this will include Robin as Kate the blacksmith, Nancy as Jocelyn, Billy as Count Adhemar, and Tommy as a version of Prince Edward. But in any case it will be a Scoops Troop, Steddie, and Ronance adventure! With smaller sightings of the rest of the party as well

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  2. Summary

    Two very different journeys of sexuality and self discovery become loosely interwoven and then fully entwined.

    Eddie embracing part of himself despite suffering and struggling while Steve suffers and struggles to embrace that same part of himself. It’s hard for both of them to admit it to themselves but they both want the same things and maybe they’ve found it in each other.

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  3. Summary

    These are wholly unconnected oneshots. Fandoms, ratings, length, and overall tone will vary. However I tend to favor Stranger Things and Supernatural.

    All of theses were written and posted with minimal editing between jobs, often within a few days but some within a few hours. This series helps me challenge some perfectionist tendencies I have and trust the worth of my own ideas. I’m embracing my little bursts of creativity when they happen and trying to enjoy the ride.

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  4. Summary

    Whether they’re canonically women, AFAB, queer, and/or vagina-havers this is a collection of all my sapphic work. I’m working on writing more sapphic stuff and they deserve their own section!

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  5. Summary

    A collection of unconnected snippets and stories where characters from Supernatural and Stranger Things interact! There will be alternate timelines, canon plausible use of time travel, character swap outs, and my personal favorite hand wave ‘they met because I said so’ situations. Tone, length, and ratings will vary but most likely no smut.

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    Featuring Steve's existential angst, a Hawkins where the Gate Is Definitely Closed, and lengthy descriptions of Steve's hands on Billy's dick.

    Series title from "Chateau" by Angus & Julia Stone.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    When Cas comes back from the Empty, Dean has to rethink everything about their relationship, and Dean’s new, post-Chuck duty.

    He wants Cas to be happy and get what he wants. So, if he wants Dean, then he has him. Dean’s new responsibility is to be the best boyfriend Cas will ever want or need. If that means moving out of the bunker, and not driving the Impala, and letting Cas fuck him, then that’s what he has to do.

    It’s an easy deal. It should be an easy life. So how come Dean still can’t quite make sense of it?

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    02 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Lupe is back in Rockford along with the other Peaches for the second season of professional baseball, and she should feel elated about it, but a lot has happened in the past year, hell, in the past life of her life, and she knows she won't be able to outrun it forever. Not for lack of trying, though... and try she will until the bitter end.
    However, seeing Jess again after they parted ways before New Year's not on the best of terms doesn't help her pretend she's not fucking hanging on a thread. And then, even worse, the past comes literally knocking on her door.

    Jess, on her hand, who prided herself to be wild and untameable, can't believe she let something as mundane as love ruin her like this. She just wanted to play baseball, for fuck's sake, and now she has stakes in her life going by the name of hermano that are higher than she could've ever imagined, and she knows she will gladly die trying to reach them or so help her. Yet, she may be well in over her head.

    Or: How I would write s2 Lupe's and Jess's character arcs

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    02 Sep 2024

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    Freedom is just one adjustment after the next.

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    Cas hums again. "I think you already have. It's been months since everything settled. All that's left to do is...get used to it, and perhaps—" His voice stalls out, uncharacteristically, and his gaze roams Dean's face with intensity. When he speaks next, his tone is a little raw. "Perhaps what one does with peace is...whatever they want."

    "What if I don't even know what that is?" Dean grumbles, arching an eyebrow in challenge. "'Cause I know damn well you don't just mean good food and a good bed and time in Baby, not simple wants like that. You mean—ya know, the big things, the wants we didn't get to have before."

    "Yes," Cas agrees. "If you're not sure, figure it out."

    "Easier said than done."

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    02 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Lupe Garcia had planned to go down with her pirate ship when it was raided by Spanish soldiers one dreadful night. Bleeding out on the deck, she accepted her fate—until an infamous ghostly captain with no name and a haunting face rescued her from the burning ship and nursed her back to health. With no ship, no crew, and no fortune, the solution is clear for Lupe. She‘s going to kill this captain and take over her crew so she may return to ruling the seas. And she’s definitely not going to fall in love with her.

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    14 May 2024